There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

The Doctor: Amy, what are you doing?Amy: That gravestone, Rory’s, there’s room for one more name isn’t there?The Doctor: What are you talking about? Back away from the Angel. Come back to the TARDIS, we’ll...

Come on, Rory! It isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!-The Doctor (Matt Smith)

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below

Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they’re going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy now if they’re going to be sad...

E’ difficile parlare dell’importanza di un eroe immaginario.Ma gli eroi sono importanti. Gli eroi ci dicono qualcosa di noi stessi. I libri di storia ci dicono cosa siamo soliti essere, i documentari ci dicono chi...

The Doctor: This is bad, I don’t like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you’re cross, in which case… always use force! Amy: Shall I run...

So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children crying?

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me… It was an accident.

You don’t want to take over the universe. You wouldn’t know what to do with it beyond shout at it.

Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me… nothing will ever be the same...

Reinette: One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.

Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face.

The Doctor: Oh, now what’s this, then? I love this. A big, flashy-lighty thing. That’s what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time…...

The Doctor: It’s my nose; it has special powers.Nancy: Yeah? That why it’s so…?The Doctor: What?Nancy: Nothing.The Doctor: What?Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?

The Doctor: I’ve seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It’s massive!

The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up.Amelia: You’re soaking wet. The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool. Amelia: You said...

Amy: “Can I come?”Doctor: “Not safe in here, not yet. Five minutes. Give me five minutes and I’ll be right back.”Amy: “People always say that.”Doctor: “Am I people?…Do I even look like people?…Trust me, I’m...

Demons run when a good man goes to warNight will fall and drown the sunWhen a good man goes to warFriendship dies and true love liesNight will fall and the dark will riseWhen a good...

Heroes are important. Heroes tell us who we want to be but when they made this particular hero they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give...

River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn’t have stabilisers! River Song: The blue switches! The Doctor: The blue ones don’t do anything, they’re just… blue! River Song: Yes they’re blue: they’re the blue...

If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best.

Clara Oswald: This is just a dream, but very clever people can hear dreams. So please, just listen. I know you’re afraid, but being afraid is all right, because didn’t anybody ever tell you fear...

Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27.

The Doctor: You know how adults tell you everything’s going to be fine, just to make you feel better? Amelia: Yes. Doctor: Well…..everything’s going to be fine.

Rory: Amy. I’m gonna need a little help here.Amy: Just stop it!Rory: Just think it through, this will work. This will kill the Angels.Amy: it will kill you too.Rory: Will it? River said that this...

The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn’t anyone ever tell you? There’s one thing you never put in a trap if you’re smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans...

Amy: I had something I wanted to tell him. Stuff always gets in the way.Canton: Stuff does that.

The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware...

Never run when you’re scared. Rule 7.

We all change, when you think about it. We’re all different people all through our lives. And that’s OK, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you...

Bow ties are cool.

Amy: Up.Rory: What good’s up?Amy: Better than down. -Doctor Who

[The Doctor, Capt. Jack and Rose are cornered by the empty children.]The Doctor: Go to your room! Go to your room! I mean it. I’m very, very angry with you. I’m very, very cross! GO!...

I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.

The Doctor: Amazing. Nancy: What is? The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can...

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool.

Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe. But bad news everyone. ‘Cause guess who! Hah! Listen, you lot, you’re all whizzing about. It’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because...

The Doctor: Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink.

You have to take your own bold approach, and if you do you will be rewarded with success. Or calamitous failure. That can happen too.

Geronimo!

Young Reinette: Monsieur, be careful!The Doctor: It’s just a nightmare, Reinette, don’t worry, everyone has nightmares. Even monsters under the bed have nightmares!Young Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?The Doctor: Me!

Well we’ve moved through the funfair a bit – we’ve done the rollercoaster, now we’re on the ghost train.

Amy: I never knew you drank wine.Doctor: I’m 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life.*takes sip and spits it out in disgust*

Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.

Amy Pond: ‘I thought… well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.’The Doctor: ‘Amy Pond, there’s something you better understand about me, ’cause it’s important and one day your life...

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you’re Father Christmas!The Doctor: Who says I’m not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?Rose: [shocked] What?The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this! Go on, ask me...