There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

Rory’s not my pet dog!’ I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor.’Well, that would be better.’ He was truly angry. ‘Dogs I can live with.’ He paused, suddenly hopeful. ‘Quite sure you’re not a cat person?”This...

Geronimo!

I’m the Doctor; I’m worse than everybody’s aunt!

Now… Just run.’ [said the Doctor.]One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he says that word. You just run. It’s almost like breathing.

I’m about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. It’s important that I’m properly dressed.

Rory, Rory, Rory – was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?’ [said the Doctor.]’Yes,’ said Rory, smiling.’That was brilliant.’ The Doctor beamed, then his face fell. ‘-ly awful.

Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How’s life? Sorry, bad subject. Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve....

Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they’d evolved into people and...

You see, there’s a drill:1. I [Amy] will say ‘Right then, let’s go and rescue him [Rory].’2. The Doctor will say ‘Ah yes, but…’3. And then he’ll list the fourteen things that we have to...

Some people live more in twenty year than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person. – The Doctor

Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable by stoning or corsets.

You don’t want to take over the universe. You wouldn’t know what to do with it beyond shout at it.

He obliterates things, she realized. He shatters them. They think they’ve won because he’s a bit vague and he waffles, but that only goes so far. It’s his shell, like a tortoise, if a tortoise...

How are you, Rory?’ [the Doctor] asked.I [Rory]… answered him. ‘It’s been odd being you.”Isn’t it?’ The Doctor’s smile didn’t quite reach his eyes.’How do you cope?”Ah…’ The Doctor picked away at a scrap of...

Chairs are useful

I know what you must think of me,’ [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for laughing that didn’t get to do it often. ‘I’m going to tell you...

The guards had asked the Doctor to please wait in the hallway until Mr McCavity had time to see him. So it seemed only polite, the Doctor thought, to wait until they had gone before...

Well, what do you want me to say?’ The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. ‘Well done on marrying the only male nurse not to have a full set of Barbara Streisand records?...

The Doctor: I’ve seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It’s massive!

Maria?… She’s been writing all this down? Oh, bless her…’ He leafed on through the pile. ‘Although that’s not how that happened… and no, she’s wrong, bowties are cool.

Listen … The universe is full of creatures that can get inside your soul. Things that try to take away the very things that make you who you are, who try to reshape you for...

It’s Smith, actually.’ Dr Smith smiled, bowing. ‘I’ve remembered that my name is Smith. Almost definitely. Good old English name. Hopefully means ‘noble valiant warriot’ and not ‘he who hits kittens with a hammer.’ You’d...

Don’t worry, I’m shielding you. When we crashed here and it first attacked me, I was caught with my mental trousers down. Not anymore. Psychic force field’s intact. Belts and braces. Braces, by the way,...

Biting’s excellent. It’s like kissing – only there is a winner.

Don’t get me started on the whole Doctor-Amy-Rory thing. It’s kind of like… I dunno. Suppose you’d always fancied Ryan Reynolds. That’s fine, yeah. You meet someone else, who is maybe not Ryan Reynolds, but...

Bow ties are cool.

Something pretty bad’s happening nearby in the space-time continuum.’ the Doctor shouted over the noise. ‘The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker – like a little old lady, she can’t resist slowing down for a gawp...

I don’t know. I can’t tell the future I just work there.

He was… wearing a tasselled velvet nightcap that I [Amy] noticed the Doctor eyeing up. If Boris didn’t watch out, that’d go missing and we’d never hear the end of ‘Nightcaps are cool.

Amy Pond: ‘I thought… well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.’The Doctor: ‘Amy Pond, there’s something you better understand about me, ’cause it’s important and one day your life...

He [the Doctor] groaned. ‘Why does it always have to be me?”Mr Rory is ill. You’re the next best thing,’ I [Maria] said simply.’Thank you,’ he muttered. He didn’t sound very pleased at all at...

My friends,” he began, and one thumb securely hooked itself in his waistcoat pocket while his other hand hung at his side ready for a battery of theatrical gestures.

Rose: ‘If you are an alien, how come you sound like you’re from the north?’Doctor: ‘Lots of planets have a north!

I’ve lost the TARDIS as well.’I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor seemed fairly calm about things. ‘Someone’s nicked it!”Not so much, no.’ The...

The Doctor: ‘You know when grown-ups tell you everything’s going to be fine, but you really think they’re lying to make you feel better?’ Amelia: ‘Yeah…’The Doctor: ‘Everything’s going to be fine.

The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory’s ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. ‘Rory!’ he grinned, wrapping him in an enourmous bear hug that squeezed the breath out of him. ‘I’ve been...

At the moment, it’s simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You’ve only tried to kill him a couple of times… I mean, don’t worry about that....

Rose:i love youDoctor:Quite right, and i guess if it’s my last chance to say it… Rose Tyler…(the doctor fades, him in his TARDIS, with tear tracks and a tear running down his cheek)

The Doctor puffed out some air and looked down to the sea. ‘A very charming man. I should be more careful of very charming men… At least I don’t have that problem with you, Rory.”Oi,’...

The Doctor: This is bad, I don’t like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you’re cross, in which case… always use force! Amy: Shall I run...

Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I’m sorry, but here’s the thing… I think you’re one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I’ve ever met and not been forced into an arranged marriage with,’...

So… Boris. Are you evil?’ [said the Doctor].’Not at all, my dear sir,’ chuckled Boris.’You just chuckled,’ groaned the Doctor. ‘Chuckling’s a dead givaway in my books. Along with putting your hands on your hips...

*Throwing bread out of door* AND STAY OUT!

[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris’s mouth, waving it around. ‘Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?’I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world’s chunkiest...

The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn’t anyone ever tell you? There’s one thing you never put in a trap if you’re smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans...

Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping…’That’s it. I’m going down there. I’m offering myself to them instead. If you’re...

I love you,’ cooed Fake Amy. ‘You dance so much better than the Doctor.”Silly.’ Real Amy nudged her in the ribs. ‘Hippos dance better than the Doctor.

We’re all stories in the end.