I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host.

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

I’m sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I’m not sure I like where this is going,” Carter said nervously. “Well, last year Jim made us watch Fight Club for like,...