The end of the world came and my job did not change.
Tut, tut. We can’t let mere sentiment intrude. This is Science.
Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!
I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me.
The only easy day was yesterday!
But this was not quite the right kraken apocalypse.
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