To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don’t grab hold of the water, because if you do you will sink and drown. Instead you relax, and float.

Alcohol is a crutch, for people with liquid legs. Our first date went swimmingly, like Michael Phelps mining for gold. 1849 just called me, and it wants its Levi’s jeans back. If you help with...

People that watch Adult Swim don’t watch the Oscars.

I need my tropical square boots, and a fish that when it swims looks like my squiggly signature. Also, I could go for a cup of coffee.

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

The river didn’t fall down the mountain. No, it took the escalator. I love swimming down stairs like I’m Michael Phelps in a wheelchair.

I dream that one day I would be a published writer and people would read my books – if not, I would be living in the mountains in a small hut, near a pond where...

I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonstop struggle to succeed. My feet are like orange spatulas.

I love shark week, all kids swim for free

Sharks are so sleek and streamlined. I’d make a terrible shark, because my balls are so big and dangly.

Water. Like a blanket. Dark. Intoxicating. Cold.

Love is like a cloud in a lake. It’s reflective and makes it feel like you are flying, when you are really either swimming or trying not to drown.

I have flown and fallen, and I have swum deep and drowned, but there should be more to love than “I survived it.

Don’t drown.” At least there should be. I may have just Michael Phelpsed myself, but it’s all gold.

I am one of those who would rather sink with faith than swim without it.

She must have said wear flip-flops, but I heard flippers. I might not have been able to run fast, but oh could I swim. Like a dolphin. Mahi-mahi yum!

(…) the woman we love ought to swim as slowly as we do, she ought to have no past of her own to look back on happily. But when the illusion of absolute identity vanishes...

I network like a salmon in a bear costume. Why swim upstream when the honeybee has all the flowers? Is anything more romantic than roses on a grave?

Either you came in here a swimmer or you’d better be a really fast learner

GRACE is a word we can keep in our minds when we walk, dance, swim, talk, sing, do anything at all – to enable us to get in ‘the zone’ where everything flows more easily...

I could walk and swim at 10 months old.

What is a sophisticate? He is a man who thinks he can swim better than he can and sometimes he drowns.

If you want a fried fish to fly and enter your mouth, you must keep waiting till the unending time ends. Dead fish doesn’t fly. If you want to eat it, your own hands must...

We’re emphasizing the knowable by predicting how certain people and companies will swim against the current. We’re not predicting the fluctuation in the current.

Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless.

Into the day as by dream I swim To the music of nourished meaning.

All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can’t swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.

You become a leader when you believe in what you can do. The eagle believes it can soar; it doesn’t believe it can swim. The day the eagle will attempt to swim will be the...

I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all in my heart, and I love like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body looks.

Swim in the stream of beauty of love to reach the shores of life.

I ache to swim again. Walking’s for mammals.

Let your first enemy be mediocrity; it has no role to play, no word to say and no action to display in your life. Never love to swim in shallow waters; they breed nothing than...

I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.

ABC is owned by Disney, so it’s a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites.

I can swim I’m not bad, but not great.

Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring, like renting Michael Phelps’ 400 IM time.

I swim more or less every day.

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.

I am just not a water baby. I can swim, but I just don’t.

I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.

My father was a swim teacher. We used to swim before school, swim after school.

If swimming in gold were a sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps, and my winning would lead to more winning, as my gold made more gold.

Those with calling also find wealth, so jump and start swimming towards your true self.

A swimming pool full of coffee would be great to jump in first thing in the morning. After all, people often call me the Molly Brown of the Brown-water Bathtub. Also, I hate ice in...

I can’t swim, and I actually hate sand.