I know you think I’m crazy. Maybe that’s because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don’t just be mad at him or her.

Do you have any idea how mad you sound?’‘Indeed I do. I have in moments of doubt considered the question of my sanity.’ (…)‘And?’‘Then I consider what a piece of work is man. How defective...

Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit.but having perused the various tests available that they...

You don’t really see too many straight friendships between men and women on ‘Mad Men.’

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

The only real conflict you will ever have in your life won’t be with others, but with yourself.

You’re cute when you’re mad.” He caressed my bottom lip with the pad of his thumb. I huffed in exasperation. “Is that why you make me mad all the time?

It’s a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

You baffle me, addle me, drive me insane. You muddle, befuddle, and rattle my brain. My senses are mad, Skewed judgment to blame.You drive me half stark-raving bonkers!(But the truly crazy thing is how I...

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I’m just mad about you. And that darling, that’s the best love there is.

Madness is like an alternative residence. When sanity chases you out of home, take shelter in madness.

I count everything. Even numbers, odd numbers, multiples of 10. I count the ticks of the clock i count the tocks of the clock I count the lines between the lines on a sheet of...

I think I’d go mad if I didn’t have a place to escape to.

He had become completely mad in his movements; He seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It was a shaking of the head, up and down, sideways; jerky, vigorous hands; quick walking, sitting,...

I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can’t believe I’m on that show.

I feel like I’m married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it’s serious.

I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.

When you’re and only child in a family with an only parent, you look at other, bigger families with envy. Mary Alice had a family with a station wagon, a split-level house, and a pool....

A little manic was okay. A little manic paid the bills and got him up in the morning, made him magic when he needed it most.

He must have been handsome when he was alive and was handsome still, although made monstrous by his pallor and her awareness of what he was. His mouth looked soft, his cheekbones as sharp as...

You and I both know that love is for children,” he said. ”We’re adults. Compatibility is for adults.””Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,” Teresa replied. ”Only they get along just fine, and my...

Don’t fucking quote me!

I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue...

You don’t tell anyone things like that about your friends, even when you’re mad at them.

‘Mad Men’ has been my big break. I’m beyond thrilled.

Why the heck do we allow the media to ever tell us someone is gross? It makes me so mad. 99% of the world has flaws.

I am mad about my wife.

How could you get mad at someone who neither needed to attack nor was at all worried about being able to defend? It was like getting mad at Switzerland.

We’re not mad,” he began, meaning he was. He was always a plural when mad, as though grammatically throwing his lot in with her mother gave him the power of her authority.

Frodo gave a cry, and there was, fallen upon his knees at the chasm’s edge. But Gollum, dancing like a mad thing, held aloft the ring, a finger still thrust within its circle. “Precious, precious,...

I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

If you must be mad, be it not for the things of the world. Be mad with the love of God.

With ‘Mad Men,’ you feel like you’re a member of Seal Team Six when you’re shooting.

Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon ’em.

Working on ‘Mad Men,’ everything is word for word. And, honestly, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that, so it’s fine.

The perfect being, huh? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliché, but it’s the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But, what’s the...

Tim Robbins had real confidence in college. He literally stole actors from the theater department at UCLA to be in his plays. The department heads got so mad at him.

Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do...

Magda looks at me as if I’ve gone mad. Or I’ve grown up. It’s kind of the same thing.

I am mad about hats. I collect them as souvenirs from my globe trotting.

Being mad at a drug addict for doing what drug addicts do, is like being mad at a shark for doing what sharks do, or being mad at a cockroach for doing what cockroaches do.

I love ‘Mad Men’ & ‘Nip Tuck.’

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one-half his days and mad the other.

What would you rather be, Jackie? Angry mad or crazy mad? I think I’d rather be crazy mad, because you can be crazy and still happy.

I didn’t just voluntarily quit the relationship, did i? I slept and snore, didn’t i? And couldn’t even remember when you strolled away.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can’t get mad at what we do, because then they’re just making of themselves.

Everyone has a mad half-hour once a month.

If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.

You could arm-wrestle with a T. rex and win, but you shouldn’t because it only makes them mad.