I know you think I’m crazy. Maybe that’s because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don’t just be mad at him or her.

Do you have any idea how mad you sound?’‘Indeed I do. I have in moments of doubt considered the question of my sanity.’ (…)‘And?’‘Then I consider what a piece of work is man. How defective...

you never loved me, so you never met the lover hidden in me.

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn...

If a friend starts behaving silly because you bother him so much, don’t worry, you’re not the first person, he has got a sting in his stomach, an hunger that causes an epidemic hatred.

It is a strange thing that the human species can only go three days without water and three weeks without food, before the body dies. Yet, so many people can go years hanging onto pain...

Beasts bounding through time. Van Gogh writing his brother for paintsHemingway testing his shotgunCeline going broke as a doctor of medicinethe impossibility of being humanVillon expelled from Paris for being a thiefFaulkner drunk in the...

I figured out why I have such big hands. It’s to hold all the love I have to offer the world. So don’t get mad at me when I make you bring in all the...

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.

But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.

Dance like you’re stamping on a human face forever, love like you’ve been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like...

All My Bitches Are Mad At Me Right Now.

I don’t know what ‘Mad Men’ has done for my fan base. I didn’t know that I still had a fan base, to be honest.

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

Someone yelled at me once, ‘You never write about yourself.’ People used to get so mad at me for that. But my definition of myself is completely up for grabs. I’m everywhere, just like we...

If I’m right,’ she said, ‘and you have all sorts of juicy information in that dossier of yours, you’ll know that I am an abnormally forgiving person, even of those who have used me and...

My anger feels hot and bilious but I keep it bottled until it doubles back and I’m mad at myself.

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He’s from England, he’s angry and he’s got Mad Power Disease.

I love you madly, forever.

My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed ‘Ghost.’

Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit.but having perused the various tests available that they...

You don’t really see too many straight friendships between men and women on ‘Mad Men.’

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

The only real conflict you will ever have in your life won’t be with others, but with yourself.

You’re cute when you’re mad.” He caressed my bottom lip with the pad of his thumb. I huffed in exasperation. “Is that why you make me mad all the time?

It’s a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

You baffle me, addle me, drive me insane. You muddle, befuddle, and rattle my brain. My senses are mad, Skewed judgment to blame.You drive me half stark-raving bonkers!(But the truly crazy thing is how I...

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I’m just mad about you. And that darling, that’s the best love there is.

Madness is like an alternative residence. When sanity chases you out of home, take shelter in madness.

I count everything. Even numbers, odd numbers, multiples of 10. I count the ticks of the clock i count the tocks of the clock I count the lines between the lines on a sheet of...

I think I’d go mad if I didn’t have a place to escape to.

He had become completely mad in his movements; He seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It was a shaking of the head, up and down, sideways; jerky, vigorous hands; quick walking, sitting,...

I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can’t believe I’m on that show.

I feel like I’m married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it’s serious.

I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.

When you’re and only child in a family with an only parent, you look at other, bigger families with envy. Mary Alice had a family with a station wagon, a split-level house, and a pool....

A little manic was okay. A little manic paid the bills and got him up in the morning, made him magic when he needed it most.

He must have been handsome when he was alive and was handsome still, although made monstrous by his pallor and her awareness of what he was. His mouth looked soft, his cheekbones as sharp as...

You and I both know that love is for children,” he said. ”We’re adults. Compatibility is for adults.””Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,” Teresa replied. ”Only they get along just fine, and my...

Don’t fucking quote me!

I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue...

You don’t tell anyone things like that about your friends, even when you’re mad at them.

‘Mad Men’ has been my big break. I’m beyond thrilled.

Why the heck do we allow the media to ever tell us someone is gross? It makes me so mad. 99% of the world has flaws.

I am mad about my wife.

How could you get mad at someone who neither needed to attack nor was at all worried about being able to defend? It was like getting mad at Switzerland.

We’re not mad,” he began, meaning he was. He was always a plural when mad, as though grammatically throwing his lot in with her mother gave him the power of her authority.

Frodo gave a cry, and there was, fallen upon his knees at the chasm’s edge. But Gollum, dancing like a mad thing, held aloft the ring, a finger still thrust within its circle. “Precious, precious,...

I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.