America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists.

Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear. I know I’ll be hiding my political perspectives.

Arlington National cemetery is huge! But that’s not surprising, because DC is the world’s largest graveyard of good ideas and intentions. Politicians are natural hunters. If there is a good and productive thing, they will...

She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl...

Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at the dinner table? I’m training for Congress.

The most dangerous diminutions of freedom come from those who are convinced of their moral rectitude.

The president of the US is the leader of the free world, if by free world you mean the country with the largest prison system.

Not even death can keep me from the woman I love. And why should it? My death won’t keep me from voting for President every four years.

I once saw a cockroach try to step on a politician, because it thought it was vile and disgusting.

Revealingly, the central function of the Constitution as law–the supreme law–was to impose limitations not on the behavior of ordinary citizens but on the federal government. The government, and those who ran it, were not...

a filmmaker we almost lost to politics … my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty.

I commissioned two political experts to advise me about what I could do to oppose the re-election of President Bush.

Suppose that a great commotion arises in the street about something, let us say a lamp-post, which many influential persons desire to pull down. A grey-clad monk, who is the spirit of the Middle Ages,...

my dance card is going to be full.

If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn’t exist.

There is much: recognition of the fact that human beings live indeterminate and incomplete lives; recognition of the power exerted over and upon us by our own habits and memories; recognition of the ways in...

Las ideologías son prisiones mentales que producen ceguera.

The public is always relieved to find that once the chief officers of state are elected they do not sincerely want change.

If there were a nation of Gods, it would govern itself democratically. A government so perfect is not suited to men.

I raised my right hand and placed my left on the Quran, which was being held by my wife and mom. Suddenly, I was blinded by a cascade of camera flashes…

There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.

You can do a lot with diplomacy, but with diplomacy backed up by force you can get a lot more done.

When the Crossfire paradigm loses its force, all that’s left is a bunch of people with different views all sitting together in a room, wondering why they’re all paying three bucks a gallon for gas,...

Wisdom of the Ages: “Uppity” How Obama’s new aggressive style is described below the Mason-Dixon line.

We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

I think we need to rise above partisan politics on this one,

I didn’t stay out of politics. I served on committees but after awhile…I guess it was just time for me to come back.

Relationships are so much like the United States – they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.

Libertarians make no exceptions to the golden rule and provide no moral loophole, no double standard, for government. That is, libertarians believe that murder is murder and does not become sanctified by reasons of state...

Money is a servant to politicians and the country.But, if the politicians and the country become the servant of the money, the politicians has failed.

In this country, you look at a person, and you know them. It is the inside-out way the people of this country wear their soul. In their eyes you can find civilisations of honesty or...

In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

too” rich, and benefiting the rest—the majority—of the people, they cannotoppose any tenable argument to those who are asking for more of this allegedlybeneficial policy. As long as any degree of inequality is left, there...

Rocket Fever Grips Nation’s Teenagers’ cheers on enthusiastic newsreel, reflecting the nation’s sudden reversal in attitude following the successful launch of Explorer-I into Earth orbit. Rather than being strange and threatening, outer space looks set...

If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people-their health, their housing, their schools,...

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.

,No ha observado usted que la profesión de déspota es más fácil que la de médico o la de abogado? Primer año: ciclo de promesas, sonrisas y cortesías para los electores; segundo año: liquidación de...

Whenever we use our religion, as individuals, or as groups within the church, to act in tandem with political and economic groups that arrest the voice of truth or destroy others, then we are Judas.

Watch a man–say, a politician–being interviewed on television, an you are observing a demonstration of what both he and his interrogators learned in school: all questions have answers, and it is a good thing to...

We are naked, but we think we are not; we are wrong, but think we are correct. We are misled but we think we are properly guided. We think we have leaders but in reality...

Ideology follows the money.””Governments don’t protect people, people protect governments.””To accept the legitimacy of the state is to embrace the necessity for war.

There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble...

Man in general, if reduced to himself, is too wicked to be free.

Since Jimmy Carter, religious fundamentalists play a major role in elections. He was the first president who made a point of exhibiting himself as a born again Christian. That sparked a little light in the...

And what physicians say about consumptive illnesses is applicable here: that at the beginning, such an illness is easy to cure but difficult to diagnose; but as time passes, not having been recognized or treated...

If you’re not going to use your free speech to criticize your own government, then what the hell is the point of having it?

well, I became a drug addict and I lost my house, family, and my job and all that.” It’s not because you became a drug addict but, because there is a war on drugs which...

A wolf may be a friend when he has eaten but is a wolf when he is hungry – rjs

It was here I learnt that corporate principles and military principles are basically the same. Insulation. Illusion. Hype. Activity.

The regime’s policies, whether intentionally or unintentionally, had engendered a sharp divide between Muslims and Christians, in spite of the fact that generations of Muslims and Coptic Christians had lived together peacefully in the past....