Maybe someone out there knows a politician or someone that I can sit down and talk to them about this.

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.

How tragic! Even if the car suffered only a small dent, it makes me want to cry out to God in despair.

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

He’s a revered politician in that state and very responsible,

Why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever...

A politician, a man engaged in party contests, must be an opportunist. Let us give up saying that word as if it contained a slur. If you want to win in party action, I take...

Unsurprisingly, politicians spout sound bites about their unwillingness to remove ‘consumer protections’ from the equation, but they have it all wrong, … The only real way to ‘protect’ consumers is to keep them alive. We...

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

It used to be there were some fights we couldn’t even get into because there wasn’t enough time to set up a snail-mail campaign. In today’s world, the politicians can’t hide behind time any more....

Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

There are so few people left alive from back then, you may as well be talking to them about the Black Death. Nobody recalls the shite in the 30s and that were fucking horrible. For...

he was one of those diplomats who like and know how to work, and, despite his laziness, he occasionally spent nights at his desk.

This system is run by multiple bureaucratic agencies with multiple levels run by multiple politicians, all patch-worked together.

This guy ran as someone who was a different and fair politician, and he stabbed us in the back.

There are no emergency meetings, no headlines, no breaking news. No one is acting as if we were in a crisis. Even most climate scientists or green politicians keep on flying around the world, eating...

I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers and pathological liars…

It has been calculated by the ablest politicians that no State, without becoming soon exhausted, can maintain above the hundredth part of its members in arms and idleness.

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to...

Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime

Outside the box” is an overused cliche which goes nowhere near far enough. In fact, there are so many politicians and salesmen thinking outside the box these days that I am convinced that all of...

There must be a lot of duplication in our country’s laws,” said Dukhi. “Every time there are elections, they talk of passing the same ones passed twenty years ago. Someone should remind them they need...

It is through vision that innovation is conceived;through will power it is then materialized.

But then, he thought, most politicians are small and shabby, the sort of people who have been bullied at school.That’s why they become politicians.

Every politician brings in a wide range of context, promises and characters to bring his mission of you to listen to his words and vote for him and later he won’t listen to you at...

People don’t have the imagination to understand politicians. People are too innocent

I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audience of supporters cheered them on, but I was so disgusted that I had to turn off the political debate.

Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, kill all the politicians, because they’re spending too much money.

Have an itch? Simple—rub poison ivy over the rest of your body, so that all the skin contributes its fair share to a unified, and more hopeful, future. That’s top-level political thinking right there.

The American people, and the citizens of all Western nations, have the right to know about every single thing their representatives do on their behalf. After all, elected officials are merely representing those who hold...

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

The round-table conference could be called a partial success because for the first time, 52 politicians and representatives from all walks of Kashmiri society sat together and arrived at consensus on few significant issues.

In order to deceive others, it is necessary also to deceive oneself. The actor playing Hamlet must indeed believe that he is the Prince of Denmark, though when he leaves the stage he will usually...

NEW RULE: ‘Kidiots’ Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material....

a politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man

Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.

Tous les hommes politiques d’aujourd’hui, selon Pontevin, sont un peu danseurs, et tous les danseurs se mêlent de politique, ce qui, toutefois, ne devrait pas nous amener à les confondre. Le danseur se distingue de...

Why should anyone be surprised at what the men “in power” are capable of –didn’t every mad-Judas one of them begin his career by slowly & brutally strangling an innocent child?

However…,” Satan said.Bick sighed. “However, I didn’t count on the growing interference of lawyers, regulators, bureaucrats and politicians into my business. I swear it seems that every year they stick their noses into more and...

[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians.

Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We’re The Ones Getting Fucked

This is one of those situations where politicians were out to get those tax evaders but it became one of those monsters that’s come back to bite them.