Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

among married couples the person who actually makes out the mortgage check is likely to be more cautious about spending money than the person who doesn’t. There is something sobering about sending away that much...

People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like, `What? You`re married?` Strange reaction to have. Proves what people`s ideas about marriage are. `We`re having a baby.` `What?` As if it`s the end of the world....

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

We’ve both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

The worm doth woo the mortal, death claims a living bride, Night unto day is married, morn unto eventide, Earth a merry damsel, and heaven a knight so true,And Earth is quite coquettish, and beseemeth...

I never believed marriage was a lasting institution. I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.

I married at a tender age during my early stage and radio struggles.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you’ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

I am a typical Italian; I love the clan. But I don’t think about getting married.

I don’t need to be married, but I feel married.

Getting married and settling down isn’t the most important thing in my life.

I don’t need to be married to Georgia O’Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to.

Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other.

We’re planning on being married for a long, long time.

When I was married, I wasn’t loving myself. Now I’m in love with myself. I will get married again.

I’ve never really thought I’d get married. It’s not that I’m suspicious of it or anything like that, it’s just that I don’t have a reference for it because my mum wasn’t.

There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex. -Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon as I can.

I’ve been able to look at the world differently from three continents practically. I’ve always lived between India and the U.S. When I married Mahmood I became a daughter-in-law of Africa. That really changed my...

There is no guarantee what will give you happiness any which way. I know many married people who are unhappy.

I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, ’cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an...

Who knows what the right time to get married is?

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

My parents are still married. They don’t weigh 350 pounds; they go to the gym all the time.

Richard Gere’s got this very old-school Hollywood charm. He has a presence that when he’s in a room you just feel him. I mean, I’m married, but he’s sexy!

A family is really a union of two separate entities. When you get married, you are marrying one family into another.

Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not supposed to be married.

When he saw Tyler, his face went serious, which struck me as comical. Andy had always been protective, but when it came to me having anything to do with guys, he felt it was his...

I feel like I’m married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it’s serious.

I would like to get married, actually. I’ve done everything else in my life now except that, but where do I find the real thing? The non-phony? In Los Angeles? I am not so sure.

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet.

When I was married, I didn’t work. When I had my children, I didn’t work. But before that, I’d work for Diana Vreeland at ‘Harper’s Bazaar.’

I married beneath me, all women do.

The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose.

Marriage is one sweet way in which one can taste heaven on earth. Similarly, I can also become hell on earth.

I don’t think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he’s married to her.

I love my husband.

I’m more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We’re still married as parents.

I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me they wouldn’t be parents at all, they’d simply be a married couple. (Or maybe without me they...

I’m married to my best friend!

I love being married: you don’t have to go out, you don’t have to be on the prowl, and you don’t have to be on the matchmaking sites.

I would rather not be engaged. When people are engaged, they begin to think of being married soon, and I should like everything to go on for a long while just as it is.

That’s disappointing,” Nick said. “I was hoping to see you in action again. It’s kind of sexy in a violent, perverted sort of way.””Gosh, knowing that makes my day complete.””I thought you’d want me to...

I have a lot of admiration for people who’ve been in relationships a long time, married for years.

Most marriages are a mess, and the children get caught between two bitter, antagonistic parents. My parents stayed married for 27 unhappy years, till their kids were grown, and this was a catastrophe for us.

I’ve only ever kissed one girl: my Dorothy. We met in 1915 and married in 1918. She died in 1970.