If I were a shovel salesman, my biggest customers would be murderers. Oh, and spurned lovers trying to bury the past.

Lovers are the coolest their hearts beat the best & they kiss magic as hell

Derrick, you have to make the air move out of her tummy. You are not assaulting her. You’re saving her from a stomach ache. ~Anne Howard

The infinite loves of two birds were broken. I and You were the two birds. The strong pillars of faith, trust, hope, conviction and whatever that makes a strong building, the building is obviously known...

Dr Adachi The Great Spell Caster That Helped Me Brings back My Ex Husband

Partner struck me as an ugly euphemism. Euphemism in the sense that people don’t like to talk about sex, so they displace it on to some kind of business model. Since I have a distaste...

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on ‪#‎LoversLane‬.

A rocking chair in the middle of a boxing ring. You know, for the lover in the fighter. Also as something more entertaining than watching boxing.

I want to create vagina-scented scratch and sniff stickers. You know, for lovers. They’d be dispensed in vending machines in YMCA locker rooms.

We’re on the 30th floor. Stop procrastinating; take off your fucking clothes.

A chronic poet should always be an inveterate nature-lover.

u konw what,always i think about “Me”,But When I think about you,i flip the word M.. “We” ..

But not you, O girl, nor yet his mother,stretched his eyebrows so fierce with expectation.Not for your mouth, you who hold him now,did his lips ripen into these fervent contours.Do you really think your quiet...

Instead of hating, my heart cries mercy! Mercy on me! Mercy on me! Mercy on me!

you never loved me, so you never met the lover hidden in me.

There is no born lover, There is no born Don Juan, For we are all lovers.

I’d hang a walrus on my wall, and I’d name him Russ. But I’m not a hunter—I’m a lover and a fisherman. Dinner will be ready in ten minutes, if you want to take off...

The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.

I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It would make me a better lover, but it’s impossible for me to be a better lover than I already...

a lover of love.

Love does not request, love provides

In the coastal strains of music full of lovers hopes and dreams upon, wearing only warmth, fresh scent of the ocean and delightfully joyous smile…I look deep in your dark gloomy ochi ‘cross the oceans...

Too many adults wish to ‘protect’ teenagers when they should be stimulating them to read of life as it is lived.

To all the true lovers: Your unconditional love is the reason why flowers bloom.To all the beloveds: You are the reason why universe came into existence.

Who else but a lover retains the ability to wound the other person with such passion, such precision? And who else but that lover has the capacity to heal what he or she has done?

In you I see an immaculate woman full of feminine grace and untarnished beauty.

I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover.

I always wear an oven mitt when I go in for a handshake, because I like to give visual hints about what kind of lover I’d make. I don’t use a cup to drink coffee—I...

I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a business partner, a female who’ll contribute the other 50% to the design and make it not only complete, but...

I love petting trees. Especially if they are fir trees. Single lovers should be good with their hands. I admire Bigfoot.

I’ve never been with a man before.

He firmly pulled her body against his and he brushed her lips with his. Staring into her eyes, he lightly slid his tongue across her bottom lip. She drew a deep, staggered breath in response...

Not the way he looks, but specifically the way he looks at me threatens my inhibitions. It’s all greedy yearning.

The smile of lovers is gondola of their desire. (Des amoureux le sourire – Est gondole de leur désir.)

There are times when a lover longs to be also a father and a brother: he is jealous of the years he hasn’t shared.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.

When the wildish woman has an idea, the friend or lover will never say, “Well, I don’t know . . . sounds really dumb [grandiose, undoable, expensive, etc.] to me.” A right friend will never...

Although we shared a kiss or two you still have me on cloud nine from time to time and all I want is for you to be mine!

Fear no more as long as her memory surrounds you like a ghost…cry no more as long as she weeps for you like a willow.

Every lover is, in his heart, a madman, and, in his head, a minstrel.

Time for us began to be measured by moments when we spoke, and moments when we longed to speak again.

She’s not happy in her marriage. Not unhappy exactly, but not happy. He doesn’t want kids, so that’s nothing to look forward to. Her life is chock-full of quiet tedium. Suddenly, she falls in love....

His love is good I can not compare it to anything

You can run from the truth. You can run and hide from the truth.You can deny and avoid the truth. But you cannot destroy the truth. Nor can you make the lie true. You must...

Your love is like star sky showers and magenta unicorns.

A road that’s narrower than the width of my car’s wheels could only be lover’s lane. Hitchhikers make the best lovers.

Life is a wave of love for a lover, a gift for a giver, a drama for an actor, and a canvas for a painter.

You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on your chest—really clean hair. Grandpa said it would make me a better lover, but I made me a better...