Do you like kids?Only with barbecue sauce.

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be.

I’ve been a shit husband. I feel sorry for my kids.

Having kids and making kids are two different hobbies. I don’t have any children, but I do have lots of sex. It is an expensive hobby, but well worth the money I spend on it.

A lot of kids could be out like Whitney and not come to practice. But she would come from physical therapy every day to practice and do what she could. … She’s the glue that...

It’s unconscionable to pass this burden on to our kids,

These kids coming through now are a product of this local area. They’re getting great training at the club level, and the high schools are getting the benefits later on.

It gets hard to keep some kids motivated. Most of them are ready to compete. I would prefer to have had a meet.

I thought our kids really held their poise out there tonight. Our kids worked hard all week. The only goal we have now is to stay alive every week.

We all need good manners, like our friends from the zoo!

We have a laid back group of kids.

We’ve tried to make sure some of the bigger kids we’ve taken are good skaters, … You could send a lot of these kids over to the Eskimos and they’d blend right in, but they...

Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings. Once the lights are out, you can expect at least an hour of inmates clanging their tin cups on...

This is why we can’t have nice things…

When Mikolay and Julia are not at school, they usually go exploring and adventuring. Mikolay’s and Julia’s mummies are both witches and are in charge of fixing things.

We’re a game out of first place right now, so who knows? These kids never cease to surprise me with the things they can do so, you know, let’s just go out and play. If...

We need to get all our kids healthy. Then we’ll be set and ready to make our run (in league play). We faced a bit of adversity this weekend and that is good for building...

I said, ‘Leaving Indianapolis,’ … Coming here has given me a fresh outlook on my life. My wife and kids can be around her parents. I have a new team – and a new chance...

I felt if we got (Taylor) out of there, we could do some things. I’m proud of my kids for fighting back like they did.

In truth, I think he was afraid. Rudy Steiner was scared of the book thief’s kiss. He must have longed for it so much. He must have loved her so incredibly hard. So that he...

I am extremely disappointed for our seniors that weren’t able to get this game and extend their season. Our kids competed hard and played hard, but playing hard doesn’t get you what you want. And...

You mean you live down here?’ Matilda asked.’I do’, Miss Honey replied, but she said no more.Matilda had never once stopped to think about where Miss Honey might be living. She had always regarded her...

Our kids wrestled well tonight. If we come out like this, we can get the job done (against our next few opponents).

It comes down to wills, and these kids didn’t quit.

My Wife & Kids.

We were pressing really hard. The cardiac kids as usual.

The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie sticks with the under-four-foot set. I cursed parents for not...

It’s good for us because we get an opportunity to play in an area around a lot of kids we’re recruiting. As far as our kids, playing in a pro ballpark like this really means...

I’m so proud of our kids. I thought they competed well and showed team unity throughout. I realize we set the game back 15 years with our turnovers. You throw it to them 32 times...

Sure, it’s simple writing for kids…just as simple as bringing them up.

Mandy smiled cheerfully at an overweight kid in a gold sweater and pink skirt who was chasing her little brother around along the boardwalk. When she was that age, on sunny days she’d be out...

Plans make dreams reality.

She always encouraged her kids to do whatever they wanted.

I am proud of how the kids came out focused and ready to play. We started to hit tonight, got good pitching and played good defense, but we have to come out ready to go...

The more we want our children to be (1) lifelong learners, genuinely excited about words and numbers and ideas, (2) avoid sticking with what’s easy and safe, and (3) become sophisticated thinkers, the more we...

These kids never quit. That was the difference from a couple of our losses. Once they got down, they would give up the game. But at the end tonight, they never stopped going hard, and...

When you are a grown up your brothers become your neighbors and your unconditional brotherhood become your conditional neighborhood.

These kids will fight it out. They don’t give up. They get it done one way or another.

I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

Netiquette is overdelicate because kids use the internet. Adult content forms are triplicate, ASL.

You shouldn’t call then anything. They’re poor unfortunate people who cannot help the way they look,

I don’t want them focusing on wins and losses right now. Make the kids understand we’re building.

We had a good foundation and a lot of one-dimensional players. Each game the kids improved; I’m really proud of them.

I’m proud of my kids for getting a couple of runs in the first inning to get us going.

Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): …~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies....

It’s hard, omigod remember? Being a kid.

We’re looking to get healthy and get all of our kids back. We want to get our continuity going and to do that we need to get everybody back.

Our young kids are playing very well.

You have been given a second chance to start your life over. You can’t throw this opportunity away. If you do you will be a colossal fool. If you get the chance to do something...

I love the way my kids compete. To be short-handed and fight the way they fight, you just have to love coaching this team.