I cannot say your worships have delivered the matter well when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables […] our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter...

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.

Except among those whose education has been in the minimalist style, it is understood that hasty moral judgments about people in the past are a form of injustice.

When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.

She may be crazy but at least she isn’t you.

Don’t let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

The answer of Solon on the question, ‘Which is the most perfect popular govemment,’ has never been exceeded by any man since his time, as containing a maxim of political morality, ‘That,’ says he, ‘where...

O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!

I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?

These are the few ways we can practice humility:To speak as little as possible of one’s self.To mind one’s own business.Not to want to manage other people’s affairs.To avoid curiosity.To accept contradictions and correction cheerfully.To...

Asking a man if he could be trusted was like asking an unwed girl if she was a virgin. The question mattered, but the asking of it was gross insult.

You don’t talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.

Some men simply refuse to appear insulted. But then, having felt the sting from the slap on their cheek, know just where to slip the knife, their smile never fading.

you hit hard … and quite often, below the belt too.

Don’t you touch her,’ threatened Esther, ‘or I’ll claw your face off.’Steven turned away from Abigail and eyed Esther instead. ‘I’d like to see you try.’‘I bet you would,’ snapped Esther, ‘ you’ve got such...

Let me tell you, my girl, that I’m swallowing no more of your insults! And if I hear another word from you in disparagement of the Corinthian set it will be very much the worse...

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

Who the hell do you think you’re, Kiddo?I don’t do thinking, Sir. I simply improvise.

If I say you’re a goatherd’s son, you say, ‘Yes, Lord Ralon.'”Alanna gasped with fury. “I’d as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you’ve been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

Don’t call my lyrics poetry. It’s an insult to real poets.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone insults me and I go silent, I’m in Helen Keller mode. Listen!

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

I’m calm,” Rachel insisted. “Every time I’m around you, some monsters attack us. What’s to be nervous about?””Look,” I said. “I’m sorry about the band room. I hope they didn’t kick you our or anything.””Nah....

Out, you tallow-face! You baggage!

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Hurt, he’ll never be hurt–he’s made to hurt other people.

And since when is stealing people’s possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don’t know how to handle it

There are no injuries that run so deep that one can’t add insult to them and make them feel even worse.

Come, come,” I said. “You may be a lord someday, but you aren’t one yet. No need for the courtly manners, and certainly not the moody temper. If you’re to be my escort tonight, I...

If you can’t say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind.

Son, always answer back when you receive an insult. Do it straight away. Even if there’s a chance there was nothing behind it, take back control, answer them back. An insult is an attack. You...

God created everyone to love and to be loved; If you will not take care of people, just leave them as they came…DON’T SCRATCH THEM with your actions.

Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the...

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. ‘Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Hijo de Chihuahua,” said Mary Jo.

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,Few come within the compass of my curse,—Wherein I did not some notorious ill,As kill a man, or else...

Als u een schoen naar iemands hoofd gooit, verspreid u uw eigen stank.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog...

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills…

I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:...

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in’s own house.

because I have the ability to use force and control to make others do as I please, I have the right to use this force and control.” It is the disease of corporate and imperial...

We look for pretty girls we can say bad things to. No one shows up.

Since when are you so ‘faithful’? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that...