Some men simply refuse to appear insulted. But then, having felt the sting from the slap on their cheek, know just where to slip the knife, their smile never fading.

you hit hard … and quite often, below the belt too.

Don’t you touch her,’ threatened Esther, ‘or I’ll claw your face off.’Steven turned away from Abigail and eyed Esther instead. ‘I’d like to see you try.’‘I bet you would,’ snapped Esther, ‘ you’ve got such...

Let me tell you, my girl, that I’m swallowing no more of your insults! And if I hear another word from you in disparagement of the Corinthian set it will be very much the worse...

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

Who the hell do you think you’re, Kiddo?I don’t do thinking, Sir. I simply improvise.

If I say you’re a goatherd’s son, you say, ‘Yes, Lord Ralon.'”Alanna gasped with fury. “I’d as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you’ve been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

Don’t call my lyrics poetry. It’s an insult to real poets.

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone insults me and I go silent, I’m in Helen Keller mode. Listen!

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

I’m calm,” Rachel insisted. “Every time I’m around you, some monsters attack us. What’s to be nervous about?””Look,” I said. “I’m sorry about the band room. I hope they didn’t kick you our or anything.””Nah....

Out, you tallow-face! You baggage!

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Hurt, he’ll never be hurt–he’s made to hurt other people.

And since when is stealing people’s possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don’t know how to handle it

There are no injuries that run so deep that one can’t add insult to them and make them feel even worse.

Come, come,” I said. “You may be a lord someday, but you aren’t one yet. No need for the courtly manners, and certainly not the moody temper. If you’re to be my escort tonight, I...

If you can’t say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind.

Son, always answer back when you receive an insult. Do it straight away. Even if there’s a chance there was nothing behind it, take back control, answer them back. An insult is an attack. You...

God created everyone to love and to be loved; If you will not take care of people, just leave them as they came…DON’T SCRATCH THEM with your actions.

Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the...

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. ‘Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Hijo de Chihuahua,” said Mary Jo.

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,Few come within the compass of my curse,—Wherein I did not some notorious ill,As kill a man, or else...

Als u een schoen naar iemands hoofd gooit, verspreid u uw eigen stank.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog...

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills…

I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:...

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in’s own house.

because I have the ability to use force and control to make others do as I please, I have the right to use this force and control.” It is the disease of corporate and imperial...

We look for pretty girls we can say bad things to. No one shows up.

Since when are you so ‘faithful’? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that...

Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you’re a cruel spiteful selfish slut?…You’re vicious. You’re unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you’re the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in...

You speak in ignorant disdain of the foremost nation of the world,” Yongxing said, growing angry himself, “like all your country-men, who show no respect for that which is superior, and insult our customs.””For which...

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you try to climb a greased pole naked in search of athletic glory. Sadly,...

Oral Roberts is a greed-crazed white-trash lunatic who should have been hung upside down from a telephone pole on the outskirts of Tulsa 44 years ago, before he somehow transmogrified into the money-sucking animal that...

When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

Verslo reikaluoseneapsimoka įsižeisti.

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

I bet his mother was a wyvern. -Scamp

If you threw your shoe to someone’s head, you spread your own stench.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

A mature heart for Christ would much rather spend its time praising him than condemning his fanatics.

I had a dream about you. We were debating the nature of love, and you said it was invisible, and I said it was the color of gold. You accused me of being a banker,...

Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly.