Is it me you’re describing, or yourself?

How ironic that Sam Johnson has just returned from a visit to Hanoi yet insults the memory for the man who go him out of the there.

[J]ust the sight of this book, even though it was of no authority, made me wonder how it happened that so many different men – and learned men among them – have been and are...

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

As for the majority, it is not so much race as it is political affiliation that really divides it today. What was once an issue of physical difference is now one of intellectual difference. Men...

Kerouac lacks discipline, intelligence, honesty and a sense of the novel. His rhythms are erratic, his sense of character is nil, and he is as pretentious as a rich whore, sentimental as a lollypop.

To say ‘we’ and mean ‘I’ is one of the most recondite insults.

Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about another person can later help another person to speak evil about you.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

You are thought here to the most senseless and fit man for the job.

The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

What a man Balzac would have been if he had known how to write.

Go make love to a tube sock.

A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not.”(on Ezra Pound)

There is something silly about a man who wears a white suit all the time, especially in New York.” (on Tom Wolfe)

A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe.”(on Mark Twain)

Whatever negative things people think and say about you is enough to bring you down provided you belief that it carries a weight that can push you hard. Don’t agree to accept what critics say;...

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

They lie deadly that tell you have good faces.

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

Capote I truly loathed. The way you might loathe an animal. A filthy animal that has found its way into the house.

You couldn’t find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Some guys like to undermine a girl’s self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn’t hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”(on Ernest Hemingway

Peter to Austin:”Hard-ons don’t make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

He’d call me false and faithless and I’ve always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they’re the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn.

In the aftermath of the recent wave action in the Indian Ocean, even the archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williamson [sic], proved himself a latter-day Voltairean by whimpering that he could see how this might...

We both want you dead. I’m bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

If a shred of integrity fell into your soul, it would die a very lonely death.

Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’.”(on Lillian Hellman)

Right before the game, she strolled up to me. “Hey, Seaweed Brain.””Will you stop calling me that?”She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She’s the daughter of Athena,...

Those acidic insults being poured down on you are found in satan’s gallons! Watch those who tackle you for you to fall down; watch them closely. They are wearing the booths Satan invented! Don’t attack...

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial...

Some lurid things have been said about me—that I am a racist, a hopeless alcoholic, a closet homosexual and so forth—that I leave to others to decide the truth of. I’d only point out, though,...

When someone attempts to insult you know that they are inadvertently giving away what would insult them.

Another lesson to file away about Scotland: insulting other people in a childish manner was the national pastime.

He crouched at the care window and looked in. “What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They’re all lovely. Except for that one.” His finger jabbed the glass. “That one’s a bit...

Sir, no insult intended, but you said to me once that you don’t like kiss-asses and that you’d rather work with people challenging your perceptions.

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick...

How well I know you by your deeds and how invariably you succeed in living down to what one expects of you!

Avoid the use of abusive words in communications that may switch off the attention of your mentor and your customers away.

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

Mutli-tools are like insults, girls – you should always have one on hand.

If someone calls you a failure it’s more than likely they feel like one.

But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Valkyrie smiled patiently. “I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.

Never Criticize, Condemn or Insult Anybody.Who are we to Judge ?