The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.

Simply minding one’s own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

Sluts don’t have a choice, darling. And you’ve forfeited yours.

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig,” Mangiz fumed.”Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, featherbag!!

…the ravenous monsters men called reporters; sub-human vermin who feed off misery and created it wherever they went.

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother – which, for the record, it had not.

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

I like your opera – I think I will set it to music

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on thesafe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I’m not a hillbilly—I’m a hillwilliam. Or, rather, a William Hill. That was my name at the last networking conference, when I stole a nametag to make friends without fear of insulting them with lasting...