Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the...

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. ‘Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Hijo de Chihuahua,” said Mary Jo.

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,Few come within the compass of my curse,—Wherein I did not some notorious ill,As kill a man, or else...

Als u een schoen naar iemands hoofd gooit, verspreid u uw eigen stank.” ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog...

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills…

I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad.

Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes:...

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play thefool no where but in’s own house.

because I have the ability to use force and control to make others do as I please, I have the right to use this force and control.” It is the disease of corporate and imperial...

We look for pretty girls we can say bad things to. No one shows up.

Since when are you so ‘faithful’? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that...

Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you’re a cruel spiteful selfish slut?…You’re vicious. You’re unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you’re the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in...

You speak in ignorant disdain of the foremost nation of the world,” Yongxing said, growing angry himself, “like all your country-men, who show no respect for that which is superior, and insult our customs.””For which...

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?