He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Stacey: “I’m surprised you haven’t thrown me out.”Comfort: “At your current weight, I’d need some sort of catapult.

And so you rush inexorably toward death. I don’t care if he stands on a Drury Lane stage and calls me a courtesan, I won’t have you risking your life.

Envy is an insult to oneself.

You turned an attack into a promise. The wisest of men know that to render an insult powerless, you often need only to embrace it.

You need not think that because we chanced to be born of the same parents, I shall suffer you to fasten me down by even the feeblest claim: I can tell you this – if...

She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?

Me? I’m being ridiculous? You’re the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

Some women tend to bring insults into a little show you put forth to make them laugh, but they later accuse you of some abnormality if you keep them at arms length in order to...

Hertzfeld recalled that Gates just sat there coolly, looking at Steve in the eye, before hurling back, in his squeaky voice, what became a classic zinger. “Well, Steve, I think there’s more than one way...

Get you gone, you dwarf,You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,You bead, you acorn!

It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools!

Free your life from the fangs of gossips by not associating yourself with them. Anyone who helps you to gossip about someone can also help someone to gossip about you.

If you say so.

You have right to be angry, insult and slap. But later you have to forgive.

Money-makers are tiresome company, as they have no standard but cash value.

The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.(on Elgar)