[If] a man doesn’t have a job or an income, he has neither life nor liberty nor the possibility for the pursuit of happiness. He merely exists.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

We’re at moderately full employment, but not full employment. Anything like 4 or 3.9 percent would have to be viewed as full employment.

Providing employment is the best form of social service, as it serves you, others, your country, your world – the entire society.

I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won’t date me, I just won’t put her on the schedule. If she won’t give me the time of day, I...

Although he too was heading to work, Shahid was glad he wasn’t dragging himself off to some office job. Shahid’s view: anybody who had to wear a suit to work died a little inside, every...

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

…treasure what it means to do a day’s work. It’s our one and only chance to do something productive today, and it’s certainly not available to someone merely because he is the high bidder. A...

Make no mistake: Your salary is held to the same standards your grades were held to in the educational system, where you couldn’t surpass a 100 no matter how hard you worked or how intelligent...

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

I am, after all, an adult, a grown man, a useful human being, even though I lost the career that made me all these things. I won’t make that mistake again.

Work is tough for everyone but for Kyle Shannon, it’s just murder.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Der feste Beruf auf Lebenszeit […] ist ein Produkt der Industrialisierung.

A ‘good job’ can be both practically attractive while still not good enough to devote your entire life to.

Yes! I just nailed an interview. I’m going to be a professional hammerer.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Old Age homes are civilization’s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

The good doctor reassured John these were people who put their psychopathy to good use. They lived productive, well-adjusted lives as surgeons, CEOs and ambulance drivers. The light bulb went on. The CSC [Correctional Service...

We are trained to be employees, but no one said that we have endure a limited salary that barely keeps pace with inflation.

The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer’s financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

If you want your dreams to work out for you, you must work with them. Pay the price and have the package of your accomplishments in full versions.

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.

*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

We must confront our own racism. Discriminatory housing and employment policies are nothing more than institutionalised racism.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.

Working hard is a fool’s anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

It’s love for my profession that keep me coming back, not the money. I’d work as hard to make $50.00 as I would $5,000.00. I never scoff at an opportunity to earn a living, regardless...

Most of us are pseudo-scholars…for we are a very large and quite a powerful class, eminent in Church and State, we control the education of the Empire, we lend to the Press such distinction as...

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

The lure of post-public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated.

Careers increasingly come with a reboot button, and companies that realize this early possess a competitive talent advantage

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.