A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

The market was overbought surrounding the employment report and the heavy supply is weighing on it.

…It is necessary for the average citizen, if he wishes to make a living, to avoid incurring the hostility of certain big men. And these big men have an outlook – religious, moral, and political...

As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you.” I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

These figures reflect the rather mixed picture of recent months. Employment is up by nearly 200,000 on the year and I am pleased to see the claimant count falling for the first time in a...

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.

Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.

Able hands’ are more favorable to business than ‘adorable hearts’.

I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor.

When we saw a destitute-looking man trying to sell worn flip-flops, I vowed never to complain about a job again. When I considered the steady paycheck and quality of life it provided, my past gripes...

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

We have more growth, more employment, lower inflation and tourism is doing well.