Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.

Able hands’ are more favorable to business than ‘adorable hearts’.

I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor.

When we saw a destitute-looking man trying to sell worn flip-flops, I vowed never to complain about a job again. When I considered the steady paycheck and quality of life it provided, my past gripes...

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

We have more growth, more employment, lower inflation and tourism is doing well.

Imagination is pure potentiality for creation. We shouldn’t submit it to the hourly wages we subject our time at work.

COMEDIAN: […] What is it you do for a living?HECKLER: I mind my own business.COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?HECKLER: I try not to “do.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

A celebrity’s body is an advertiser’s canvas.

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

[If] a man doesn’t have a job or an income, he has neither life nor liberty nor the possibility for the pursuit of happiness. He merely exists.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

We’re at moderately full employment, but not full employment. Anything like 4 or 3.9 percent would have to be viewed as full employment.