I’m not a real blond… Shocking.

You’re very kind,” said Colonel Jack Hamilton.

There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have...

When you’re not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.