I think of you only twice a day – when I am alone and when I am with someone else.

And where are you going?” His voice was playfully challenging. “To get some breakfast,” she said without stopping.He leered. “I’ve got something for you to eat,” he called after her.”I might bite it off, though,”...

Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.

Was Mrs. Wilcox one of the unsatisfactory people- there are many of them- who dangle intimacy and then withdraw it? They evoke our interests and affections, and keep the life of the spirit dawdling around...

With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.

Every idiot assumes there’s a pressing circumstance about his love that necessitates particular haste, and thereby lays bare the intensity of his love, unwittingly putting a weapon into the hands of his beloved. If his...

I wish I could read a couple of thousand words a day. Words written by someone else for a change!

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation.

I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting.

If I have only one coin left in the world, I will buy a rose to propose to you.

Male aggressiveness consists in asking a woman to have intercourse and waiting for her to say yes, or a definite no. Skilful tacticians enhance their chances of making out by distributing their attentions among several...

I have a question for you. “If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?”.

If I told you your bare ass looks fantastic in the moonlight, would you hold that against me?

Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.

I’ve been using the same razor since Occam (William of Ockham) shaved off his beard of excessive assumption. My morning routine is always the same. I wake up, brush my teeth, shower, shave, then I...

The Earth must have done some noble work; that is why you were born here and not in the ocean among the fishes and not in the sky among the birds.

She knew nothing of Ren except his name, his aptitude with vocabulary, the fact that he wasn’t in college, and the way his hair narrowed to a curling point at the nape of his neck....

The moon is too old, the flower is too old;even the sunset is not enough. The only relevant metaphor for you is your mirror image.

It’s always seemed to me that flirtation is a man’s device for avoiding responsibility. He can say whatever he wants and knows he won’t be taken seriously.

I think poverty is not the worst thing in the world, blindness is, because blind people cannot see your beauty.

A few years ago I started an online flirtation with a high school flame, Andy. Things got weird and I called it off and two months later…Versace was dead…dead.

If sleep wasn’t necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.

I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings.

The air is full of flying kisses sent by the people who are watching you.

Beauty is a flirtacious language that speaks to the heart through the eyes.

In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder – and that’s you.

Anything an engineer can do but woo.

I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.

Okay, then, what was he like? Just give me something to go on so that I have a shot at him!”A shot at him? Are you on an elk hunt?

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?

Have you no modesty?” Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, he’d never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at...

There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.

If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting...

I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.

Tell me what I can do to help you feel better.”Well…I always like when you kiss me…”Do you?”You’re good at it. “Well, that’s lucky. Because I’ll always be kissing you.

The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don’t get to see you.

The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.

He slouches,’ DeeDee contributes.’True–he needs to work on his posture,’ Thelma says.’You guys,’ I say.’I’m serious,’ Thelma says. ‘What if you get married? Don’t you want to go to fancy dinners with him and be...

I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.

If beauty had religious and spiritual importance, there would have been your temples all around the world.