If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.

Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.

Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.

We seldom look like the way we look like when people we like are looking.

To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.

Two reasons why people hate and/or fight change: (1) People fear the unknown; and (2) There are always people profiting from how things are.

The boring thing with ‘No sex before marriage’ is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody...

For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.

In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes ‘financial security’ in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

If human beings weren’t ‘dumbable’ enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a handful of individuals.

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he...

Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.

A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.

Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.

A fast car can make women ‘like’ a man; and a man ‘like’ women … fast.

Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.

Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.

A writer’s pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes.

A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.

If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so ‘special.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

A model is an actor without a voice.

Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.

Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.

When given freedom of speech, most men merely quote other men.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

Life demands more thinking than remembering.

Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced; it also imprisons the protected.

A murderer is a killer without a uniform.

Your enemy is most humbled when he finds out that the person that he looks up to … looks up to you.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.