If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so ‘special.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.

A model is an actor without a voice.

Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.

Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks.

When given freedom of speech, most men merely quote other men.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

Life demands more thinking than remembering.

Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced; it also imprisons the protected.

A murderer is a killer without a uniform.

Your enemy is most humbled when he finds out that the person that he looks up to … looks up to you.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.

Ambition is greed without makeup.

People who get offended by your not saying ‘Thank you!’ … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.

The more man studies, the less he loves reading

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

A realist is a slave to reality.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued.

Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed.

He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at...

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Old Age homes are civilization’s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.

I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of.

Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.

Looking at what ‘foreplay’ is, ‘sexual intercourse’ is a game.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.

Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.

How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.