People who get offended by your not saying ‘Thank you!’ … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.

When given freedom of speech, most men merely quote other men.

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued.

Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed.

He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at...

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Old Age homes are civilization’s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.

The more man studies, the less he loves reading

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

A realist is a slave to reality.

Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours.

He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.

Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.

How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.

A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of.

Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.

Looking at what ‘foreplay’ is, ‘sexual intercourse’ is a game.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have ‘a dream’ sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.

A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

An enemy of your enemy might be your friend. But a friend of your friend isn’t automatically your friend.

The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.

Speaking about work isn’t working.

Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs; when buying a newspaper.

Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?