Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your ‘preferred’ gender would result in *love at first sight.*

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.

To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.

Critiquing a doer isn’t doing.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what ‘breathing-in’ is to a man’s stomach.

A ‘black’ man who draws a ‘black’ person with big lips is called observant. A ‘white’ man who does the same is called a racist.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.

Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

The rich are poor without the poor’s acknowledgment of money.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.

We preoccupy ourselves with what we had — or what we want to have — at the expense of what we have.

Graphic designers judge a cover by its book.

Juice is a poor man’s dessert.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Fear usually benefits the feared; seldom the fearful.

In modeling: He with better looks is more in demand than he who has read better books.

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.

An afro is a poor man’s haircut.

To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.

People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.

When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she...

Reality is in the hand of the masturbator.

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.

Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.

A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

The presence of confidence can make an unable man appear able. While its absence can make an able man appear unable.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

You can only be twice someone’s age once.

A live broke man is ‘luckier’ than a dead rich man.

Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.

If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.

Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.

Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.

Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.

Miracles’ rely on their observer’s ignorance. ‘Perfection’ relies on the observer’s failure to notice the observed’s defects.

You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.