Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat.

Multitudes speak of their first love; seldom about their last hate.

High heels are a short (theist) woman’s (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen.

Once acquired, knowledge feels like common sense.

Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.

To put an arrogant ‘famous’ singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

The fear of failure is a liability.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man’s last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

You cannot really get peace. You can only get rid of war.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Memories rob us of the present.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.

12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.

Obedience is to a model … what a huge penis is to a male porn star.

A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.

The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.

Those who lack the guts to create critic.

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.

After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.

Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.

bride price”) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts.

If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn’t wear suits.

To put a dreamer in their place isn’t dreaming.

To leave a man’s ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

Crime does not pay … if you get caught.

Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.

The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.

As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.

If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.

A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.

One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people.

In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.