I am Mrs. William Victor Wallace. I am married to a federal felon whom I love unconditionally.I hold my head high, I take pride in my life and I walk this world without regret.I will...

My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?

On the morning of November 22nd, a Friday, it became clear the gap between living and dying was closing. Realizing that Aldous [Huxley] might not survive the day, Laura [Huxley’s wife] sent a telegram to...

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

After your friendship with God, your wife’s friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.

The center of all my enjoyments is the home wherein are my wife and children, and I have no wish to wander out from that home in pursuit of any pleasures that the world presents.

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family.

I’m a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I’m just a pathetic case history, really.

Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the animals when I’m on tour. When I get home, I become a ranch...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.

My wife always hates when I go, ‘I just don’t love female action movies.’ I don’t know why. I’ll watch them, but I don’t run to go and see them.

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

It’s better when you have your wife with you, more fun.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

My advice to a new husband is nothing more than ‘husbands, love your wives.’ And ‘love your wife as Christ has loved the church.’ Never forget that you are Christ’s representative in serving your wife.

Ah,’ thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, “I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'(“Queen Fantasque”)

My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God’s plan of teamwork.

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you’ll send her away very soon.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.

My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It’s the new ones that I haven’t identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may...

I can’t understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It’s like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I know you think I should be home taking care of my family. That maybe I’d be distracted or I wouldn’t be as committed as the rest of you, but who’s more committed: the person...

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

We treat our stone wives with much more care than they treat their warm ones, anyway. I personally dust mine once a week, and I know Khaamil gives them presents when I am not looking....

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn’t do anything to match up to your wife.

Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.

To be faithful to your wife is wisdom but to acquire concubines is like signing your euthanasia

Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you—as husband and wife—commit to keep growing spiritually.

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn’t want to depend on a man.

you are the only woman I have ever met who I would want to be in a little house with, do you see? Other women make me want to get on boats and run away....

A good wife is Royal in Heart. She is a crown to her husband, and pride to the home where she was raised. She is called a W.I.F.E because she is a Woman In Full...

My wife is my favorite actress. Without question. I have seen more jaws drop in little theaters when people see my wife up on that stage than you can imagine.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

There’s nothing like the first kiss once you’ve been pronounced husband and wife. It’s such a wonderful moment!

I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children.

What made more sense was that the bargain she was bound to was to go on living as she had been doing. The bargain was already in force. Days and years and feelings much the...

My kids are always in the kitchen with me – I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at...

I told the Moon…Stop pushing my wife around.

And sometimes, and only in spring,a dove from the river’s soft vale of lilieswill fly as close to you as trust,and a calm in the great reds of autumnwill, as often as you need, lie...

I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I’d treat her well, and I wouldn’t let her get too dusty on the shelf.

And so, as quietly as he had lived, he slipped out of town, leaving only a note behind:Well, that’s that. I’m off, and if you don’t believe I’m leaving, just count the days I’m gone....

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in...

Age does not matter in most relationships, but in marriage, it matters a lot. If you marry a younger you have to baby sit, and if you marry an older, you have to follow orders.