Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

We treat our stone wives with much more care than they treat their warm ones, anyway. I personally dust mine once a week, and I know Khaamil gives them presents when I am not looking....

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn’t do anything to match up to your wife.

Anything disguised as anything is chameleon. A ghost disguised as an unobservable and invisible object is a great example. Still, that’s easier to see than the love my ex wife had for me.

To be faithful to your wife is wisdom but to acquire concubines is like signing your euthanasia

Your ultimate goal for marriage is that both of you—as husband and wife—commit to keep growing spiritually.

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn’t want to depend on a man.

you are the only woman I have ever met who I would want to be in a little house with, do you see? Other women make me want to get on boats and run away....

A good wife is Royal in Heart. She is a crown to her husband, and pride to the home where she was raised. She is called a W.I.F.E because she is a Woman In Full...

My wife is my favorite actress. Without question. I have seen more jaws drop in little theaters when people see my wife up on that stage than you can imagine.

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

There’s nothing like the first kiss once you’ve been pronounced husband and wife. It’s such a wonderful moment!

I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children.

What made more sense was that the bargain she was bound to was to go on living as she had been doing. The bargain was already in force. Days and years and feelings much the...

My kids are always in the kitchen with me – I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at...

I told the Moon…Stop pushing my wife around.

And sometimes, and only in spring,a dove from the river’s soft vale of lilieswill fly as close to you as trust,and a calm in the great reds of autumnwill, as often as you need, lie...

I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I’d treat her well, and I wouldn’t let her get too dusty on the shelf.

And so, as quietly as he had lived, he slipped out of town, leaving only a note behind:Well, that’s that. I’m off, and if you don’t believe I’m leaving, just count the days I’m gone....

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in...

Age does not matter in most relationships, but in marriage, it matters a lot. If you marry a younger you have to baby sit, and if you marry an older, you have to follow orders.

Put first things first and we get second things thrown in:Put second things first and we lose both first things and second things.

German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everything: I love my wife! I love all my friends! I love rock music! I love the rain! I...

Whether you’re the best lawyer…Or the greatest philosopher…There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with…Your child…And your wife…So don’t argue with them…Just love them…

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.

We just bought a new house, so my wife’s been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months...

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Once a week i have to do my radio show, ‘A State of Trance’, usually on Wednesday night. I try to go running at least three times a week and spend at least a day...

There is, you will concede, a limit to the niceties a man is obliged to fulfill when his wife is dead and not yet cold.

Had it not been for ‘The Apprentice’ and Donald Trump, I wouldn’t have met my wife through an interview with ‘E! News.’

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to our son in prison in 2005.

Jeff watched her come, the whole time. He never noticed her mincing, hesitant steps on treacherous heels. He was simply swept up in the ancient ceremony. And discovering, as untold millions of young men had...

You can tell a lot about a person’s character by how they do life’s menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by...

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend’s wife, and she was my wife’s best friend. She died of breast cancer. When she passed away back in 2004...

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, for there are plenty of others.

A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other.

When I was younger, I was ready to go off at any time. My wife, Linda, and I would go out to the Limelight in New York, and I would see people and be able...

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

A month ago, Gavin had given his employer four weeks’ notice. “I’ll get a job around here,” he’d told her. “Something low-stress, part-time, maybe. We’re not paying rent, and Dad’s left us plenty. You should...

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

The husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the Church – read on – and give his life for her (Eph. V,...

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

There are certain times I don’t want my picture taken. If my wife’s stepping out of a car and it looks like it’s going to come out an indecent picture, don’t I have a right...

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest — blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband’s life...

Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.

My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

Your commitment to follow God’s plan makes a difference in the atmosphere in your home and improves the climate of your marriage.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife’s sight!