I am a teacher. I should be giving tests, not taking them.

Only one person can own any plate at a time. It belongs to the pitcher, or it belongs to the batter, Aiken, but not to both. You understand.

Kids are important. The most important thing.

You can’t say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.

Because this is Upper Canada, after all, and ‘caning’ sounds more English than ‘having ass whipped to death with hickory stick.

My father believes with his entire soul that the meek shall inherit the earth. My children will inherit the earth but they will not be meek.

But, ladies and gentlemen, we will also be asked to make sacrifices in matters that are not our affair and that do not concern us, sacrifices that would leave our people bleeding or wounded, or...

We need to bring out the rabble-rousing nature of people. We are gonna need un-repression. We need hundreds of people farting up a storm. We need a big-time, old-fashioned, furious, fart storm.

To the extent a man can control chaos, he should put his testicles on the line and do so, but when a man can’t, he should just step aside, or someone in the lineup behind...

They’ll want to kill the crazies first. Big fish eat little fish — always have, always will.

Smile! Make them comfortable with your size. Deal with their fears and your fears will go away.

Until the War, we claimed to be equal; simpletons, some say, but equal man to man.

My pa maintained that there are three important parts to a man. You got the heart, the brain, and the python.

There is, you will concede, a limit to the niceties a man is obliged to fulfill when his wife is dead and not yet cold.

We are free, but we are not equal. We are free, but not as free as other people in this land are free.

I am an educated black woman in a time when educated black people will be called upon to risk everything for the rights of black people everywhere.

Bank robbing is more of a sure thing than farming.

Slavery stands as an affront to human dignity.

People have been bred to hate for generations — eons, maybe. Some fundamental urge. Something implicit in the human condition.

Everyone loves a girl who can rise to a crisis.

Are we praying?” “If you have to ask, you probably aren’t.

Manners count. Be polite and seek out the common ground, not just the high ground.

Family is more important than anything.

A woman only needs one pair of shoes for an outfit. But God, you’ve got to get it just right.

Some days in the camp you prayed to live; some days you prayed to die quick. Some days you didn’t bother praying, knowing there was no sense to anything.

Surely you can see the failings of the system. Inequality, injustice, unfairness, and exploitation–

Anyone hurts my family, I slap them down. A man does for family. That’s one of the rules I got from my pa. His rules for being a man.

Criticism involves taking a position, Mr. Day. How long has it been since you took a considered position on anything important?

Come meet my dog.””What’s the dog’s name?””Justice.””Nice touch for a judge. A dog named Justice.

I guess it’s the curse of our generation, having to put aside our lives to do the right thing.

He believed a man should never be sober but never be drunk. And he believed in watching out for family, even if you had to stay sober for a few hours; it was that important.

Schizophrenia. Always a bitch.

She placed her hands, one on each of his shoulders, stood on her toes and kissed him on the lips. He waited, enjoying the moment like none before.

When you reach voting age, we will take your opinion under consideration.

Racism, Dr. Sam. I worry for my kids about racism. Racism doesn’t appear to take holidays or time off. What can I do about this stuff?

Insanity is not a fit topic for high-school children.

I am not a teacher in my heart,” she said. “I am a doer, and all these little shitheads in front of me are do-nothings. There is racism in the world and they acknowledge it,...

Your repressed feelings desperately try to climb to the surface but fail to do so, and in therapy we seek to reveal — to uncloak, if you will — these unconscious desires, the things that...

These young people are going to change the world.

Do a lot of questions mean you are really smart or really dumb?