They had paused before the table on which the bride’s jewel were displayed, and Lily’s heart gave an envious throb as she caught the refraction of light from their surfaces – the milky gleam of...

Some of the fae have an odd idea of bride send-offs,” he explained “including, according to Zee, kidnapping.” “I forgot about that.” And I was appalled because I knew better. “Bran and Samuel are probably...

Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of marriage than they are presently.

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

I cry at weddings, but not funerals. One’s a sad event, and the other a joyous one.

Congratulations, everyone,” I announce as I open the door to Noam’s study. “You’ve finally broken Meira, the crazy, orphaned soldier-girl. She’s snapped, all thanks to the mention of floral arrangements.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.

Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.

Yep.”She recognized that look. She may have been out of the dating game for far too long, but she still understood the process. What she didn’t know was how to respond.

I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get...

Just because you can, doesn’t necessarily mean that you should!

A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on...

Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.

I hate parties.And a wedding is the biggest party of all.All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.He’s always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn’t have to greet them.Then...

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding.

Darling Daddy,This is Rose.Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been home for so long he is the one with the ponytail and the...

The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten.The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.

Where do the cereal bowls go?” Likely, one family’s is high, and the others is low. Where will they go now? In the bathroom. The bathroom is a battleground unmatched in the potential conflicts. Will...

Be there a picnic for the devil,an orgy for the satyr,and a wedding for the bride.