Your timeline is off. And can we lose the Rambo part?

It was the discovery of the quantum universe that changed everything, and that universe was so small and so dynamic that it could not be observed directly. Trying to explain their insights, scientists looked at...

You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.

Seriously, this old woman had no idea how close she came to being squashed like a roach. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency

His kiss was cold, and his tongue made her sick. She felt a sharp prick as he pulled her even closer. Her conflicting thoughts dissolved from her mind, every thought except surrendering to him. The...

Kaien Cross: You both entered the room in the same pose! Ooh! If Yuki had seen it, she’d have been so happy! The mystique!Ichiru: Zero, is he always like this?Zero: Yeah…he doesn’t act anything like...

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word “bitch” is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”Hey there, bitches!” I called as I came through the door. “What are my favorite bitches up...

…dusk is the time when men whisper of matters about which they remain silent in the full light of the sun.

The door she had just stepped through shut softly. Taylor faced Veris, took a deep breath and dropped the coat at her feet. Beneath she wore black lace-topped stay-up stockings, red and black French lace...

Tears fled her eyes as she ran, and they slid into her ears, but she did not wipe them, no, she pressed forward through the many trees, keeping her eyes upon the large shadow that...

Okay, you’re starting to talk board game. Let’s go home, babe. I’ll get you into bed.

Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.

So, been attacked by any vampires yet?””Not one.””Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?”It’s been really quiet on the supernatural front””Too bad, ’cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.

Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things…In fact, little girls who hang around with vampires already are with dead things.

I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?

Bite me, love.

And then I saw her, who I could have only assumed with Aura Tsang, a very petite women, with the exotic features of those you associate with an Asian background complete with slick dark hair...

Mes, moterys, turime motinišką instinktą, kuris pabudęs iškelia mus virš smulkmeniškumo. Jaučiau ant savo peties šio didelio vyro galvą tarsi vaiko, kurį kada nors glausiu prie savo krūtines.

He meant to find her, and make it so they would never part again. He lied to himself when he tried to believe it was curiosity and a desire to make sure she was okay...

One did not turn down an invitation from Saint Cloud. At least, one didn’t if one wanted to continue living contentedly in Paris. Vampires took offense so easily – and Parisian vampires were the worst...

She raised the shovel, ready to plunge it into the soft soil. “I am not afraid. I am not.””You should be.” A sinister, accented voice pierced her consciousness.The shovel fell from her nerveless fingers, thudding...

The Boogeyman,’ he said, just to be sure. ‘The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.’The president nodded.Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.

Let the past go, Bren, or it will ruin your future.

He would never forget her. The distance he forced had done nothing to soothe his aching soul. It had done nothing to diminish that she was his. He tried to deny it at first, thinking...

You wouldn’t have anything to eat back there, would you? Vampire maintenance is fucking hungry work.

Raven: “You don’t have a hot date, do you?”Alexander: “Yes. I do, as a matter of fact.”Raven: “You do?”Alexander: “Yes, and it is almost ending.

When we turn,is there something shoved inside of us or is it more that something inside of us has been released?

Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn.

I press my face against his chest, inhale his scent, take comfort from it. “I’m so sorry, Victor. I’m not sure I realized how truly awful this is for you.””It could be worse. I might...

There are no endings for any of us, happy orotherwise, until we die. A fairy tale only endshappily because that’s the point where thestoryteller stops telling the story.

They don’t call me Jackpot for nothing,” he joked.

I thought if you knew. you’d kill him.I nearly did. I nearly killed you too. The trouble with death is – his lips twisted – it’s so final.

He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me.I realized that I hadn’t kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of course, I was still covered in blood and other bodily fluids, and none of...

Nikolai had expected to have to fight the urge to torture the progeny of his father’s murderer, but he had never anticipated fighting the urge to fuck her.

In the center of the room Sarra the demon hung upside down by one leg, its arms bound behind its back, its suit scuffed-looking. Beneath it, crawling around an intricately scribed circle, a woman with...

Sweetheart, I’ll lift my kilt and show you what I’ve got between my thighs and if you still think it’s lit(tle) —

I had Japanese once. A business man I had run into in New York … but that’s not what he meant.

Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.

That creature’s staying?’ It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)

My fangs extended then, automatically, like her voice were a fang charmer, and I followed impulsively, thinking about blood.

Then by all means get your drink on.” Samuel chuckled.

I’m gonna kill him,” Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-“And what?” (Michael)When did you get...

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

I hate what’s become of the world. Most of the humans do. There’s so much violence and blood and meaningless death. It’s not even the normal kind of death where your heart stops beating and...

Así que somos dos bolas de discoteca andantes.

I thought you became vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat… now, what is it...

Trees surrounded them from all sides, casting long inky shadows that would, at another time, have been scary. But there was no point in being scared of what might be lurking in the shadows when...

When he whispered my name, that’s when I knew- this was how death felt.

I hear nothing. I hear nothing, but what does it mean that I hear nothing? I walk in the cemeteries of this city at night and I hear nothing. I walk among mortals and sometimes...

We always have to go backward to move forward. Whether it’s to face our own missteps or reach the end of our lives with a final mistake… We always have to go back to pull...