I’d never make that a personal promise, but I will get you to a phone.

You still have moves I haven’t seen? Impressive.

Tell me something, princess, if I make a liar out of you…will you forgive me?” Hex James, Hex upon Me

Not even close. How about a little strip poker?

Sexy couture in public, absolutely. Trashy, revealing ho–not so much.

Nothing says delicious like a short Chinese man in a darkened alley to whet my appetite.

Priceless.

Come…we should return to the citadel,” he said gruffly, standing up and striding away.

Uh…none of the above, kelis. It’s impersonal like eating a hamburger would be for you.

And burn you completely.