Lucius shrugged. “Perhaps in time you will find it useful.””Sure. I’ll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot’s Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.”Lucius actually laughed. “Very funny. I didn’t know you...

Stop wiggling – you’ll move when I move you.

My dreams were always the same I could see myself laughing . I was standing somewhere in a forest a raindrop rolled down a branch and fell on my nose . My hair was a...

V had a passing thought that she used the word “anyway” like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she’d just shared to make room...

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Such a pretty child, in such an ugly place. Tell me, do you thinkyour dear husband would mind if I stole a kiss from the bride?”Kicking him in the shin, I spun, making him release...

And then I got what she was saying. In the paranormal world, everyone was your enemy.

Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass

As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.

To anyone who contemplates even nearing me while I sleep: I will garrote you with your own viscera.

Welcome to the world.

I sounded like Horton the Elephant. “A person is a person no matter how small.” What the hell was I doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting...

He wasn’t that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

Ivy turned. ‘He bit you on the neck?’ she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. ‘Oh, then it’s got to be love. She won’t let me bite her neck.

That’s rich, coming from you, Hellcat, I would’ve thought it was impossible for a Vampire to get grey hairs until I met you! (Alexander)

I don’t understand how meat like you survived to adulthood.

Adrian, is this some kind of joke?

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.

Mrs. Pott’s beady black eyes narrowed,”Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There’s a Mad Hatter serenading a toaster as we speak. There could be mayhem wreaking...

Life’s a bitch and then you die and death’s a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much.

He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, “Let me take a look at him. Shane?””I’m not dropping my pants,” Shane...

She would never know she was still alive because of me.

Yes, I’m hungry. Horny, too! The thought of feeding from you is a most delectable idea and it’s playing havoc with my brain as well as other parts of my body.”He sat up and scooted...

It was darker in the tower than any place Devnee had ever been. The dark had textures, some velvet, some satin. The dark shifted positions.The dark continued to breathe. The breath of the tower lifted...

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.””No,” Simon said. “No, I — I need to talk to him. To the Inquisitor.”Robert reached into his jacket and drew out a crucifix....

I was feeling fear. Not a wild, mortal fear, but something cold like a hook in my side.

Vampires aren’t real.

You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.

I know the plans I have for you, and they’re all about me. (Rufus says to Chloe)

I am not just looking at you through the eyes of a wolf, Cora. I am looking at you through the eyes of your mate. It is the only thing that has allowed me to...

This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

How you, a weak boy caught in the middle of a storm, both in reality and metaphorically, would risk your life to save some girl—some girl who tortured you, ignored you, destroyed you.

She was beautiful, only hers was the dark beauty of night, just as Sherry’s was the bright beauty of daytime. Her hair was raven-black, ending in a sort of widow’s peak low on her forehead,...

Humanity was a passing notion to him; something he liked to try on for size and model in the dressing room, but never actually felt compelled to buy.

I fear only that you will be taken away by the hands of the vampire hunter, and only then, will I fall.

Strong isn’t about not being afraid, Caitlin. It’s about facing what you’re scared of.

We had given in to our vulnerability and cast down any pretenses that we were too strong to be weak.

Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you’ve met them before?

There is no shame in being themistress of a king. It’s a position of great power and influence. I think less of Louis for letting you go.

Yeah, that’s it. I’m building a harem.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t say it right now. I’ll say it for both of us. And someday you’ll learn.

Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as ahandy reference as you make your first steps toward eternity. Inside you will findinformation on vampire nutrition, relationships, and safety. But before...

A young man held a young woman in his arms, her head leaned to one side, her eyes empty and still. He was shadowed, but I saw that the figure was kissing the girl’s neck....

Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.

No matter who you are, everyone has a shadow; a constant darkness that follows them wherever they go…unless where you go is into the darkness itself, of course, because then you have already been consumed.

I’ve got yours.

Surrender your expectations. Surrender your doubts. Surrender your fears. Surrender your strengths. Surrender your anger. Surrender your control.

Not many people get every single thing they want plus all the things they didn’t think to ask for in the same day.