Something I never want to see again.




(No Ratings Yet)I always, always got to be the last man standing.




(No Ratings Yet)He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.




(No Ratings Yet)Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.




(No Ratings Yet)I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over any lips, my hands!




(No Ratings Yet)I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you’ve made it.




(No Ratings Yet)We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered.




(No Ratings Yet)Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart




(No Ratings Yet)You can run from the grave, but you can’t hide.




(No Ratings Yet)Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.




(No Ratings Yet)Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.




(No Ratings Yet)At least, my boobs weren’t showing this time.




(No Ratings Yet)Destroy me. Take pity and send me on my way.




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