Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else’s heart.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it’s the things you don’t do, and you get screwed.

It’s funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

Women are kind of screwed, in the world,” Andrew says.

In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.

I heard sad choirs in my mind. There was nothing left of Rachel in the world. He cherished what he’d shown me, and now it was gone. Eureka.

[T]he more we do this, the more I learn about what I think Chains was really training us for. And this is it. He wasn’t training us for a calm and orderly world where we...

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It’s disgusting to me.