I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into.” -Alexander Sterling

Raven: “Don’t you notice that?”Alexander: “Notice what?”Raven: “The girls?”Alexander: “What girls?”Raven: “Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerned about bringing you.”Alexander: “I don’t know...

Raven: “You don’t have a hot date, do you?”Alexander: “Yes. I do, as a matter of fact.”Raven: “You do?”Alexander: “Yes, and it is almost ending.

I’m not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?”I nodded reluctantly. I wasn’t sure what a vampire’s punishment might be. But I was ready to find out.”I sentence you to a...

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.