I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he’s not… you know, better.””Define BETTER with that guy.””Not all fangs and raaaaar.

In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.

My old mind hadn’t been capable of holding this much love. My old heart had not been strong enough to bear it. Maybe this was the part of me that I’d brought forward to be...

I actually thought you would be kind,” said the vampire.”Go away!” screamed Devnee.He did not answer.”I didn’t have to be kind,” Devnee told him. “Victoria was kind for me.”He laughed.”No one can be kind for...

We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not...

Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart,” Valentine’s voice was soft. “One simple motion. Nothing you haven’t done before.”Jace met his father’s stare with a level gaze....

He wondered if normalcy was something, like vision or silence, you didn’t realize was precious until you lost it.

But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat it; for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

…as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.

Lovely Arra Sails,nectar to all males,how I’d like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale!

You are weak with love for her, brother.

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.

He had never cared if his victims lived or died once he was through with them. But not her. He couldn’t allow her to die. The moment he felt that small flutter of her heart,...

Good evening and good night.

The heart’s the trouble. It knows the monster but remembers the love.

After a few brief simple moments, he found her neck, kissing the nape as if it were a peach, grazing her skin barely, causing her to moan out a small tiny little whimper. Before she...

I’m not punishing you.’ ‘No?’ ‘No. You’d know if I was. Trust me.

Is it possible to love someone so completely, so intensely, they could never die? To give them more than just your heart or your soul? What if you could give then the miracle of immortality?

He felt like home.

That’s enough Susy, nuff, nuff.”No, no I just want to say this,’ she gasped, on the brink of incoherence. ‘His eyes, his face, it’s not ugly, and I know if I go back that he’ll...

I do think I need some new feathers for my pillow.

And to see the white flash of Klaus’s eyes as he whirled on her. For one stunned instant she stared at him, and then lightning crackled.From an empty sky.

The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the craters on the moon. I could count every mosquito buzz past, bypassing my...

eriously, Drew. What kind of Vampire are you? You spend most of your eternal life pretending to be human – and miserably, I might add, while constantly being ashamed of what you really are. Okay,...

Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?

Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn’t an option anymore.

You think your children are better than mine? Ha! When yours were out playing with gold, mine were out fighting for survival. You taught your children to roll in money when I taught mine what...

I never meant it,” he was saying. “Never meant it to happen. Can’t stand it,seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something… What do I do? What can I do…?

He was breathtaking. There was simply no other way to describe him. Her eyes started with his long, black hair before slowly perusing every inch of him. He was dressed in a white shirt and...

If an angel could admit she was wrong about a vampire, maybe there was hope forthe werepanthers in East Hampton after all.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Apparently, once you got used to regular and spectacular sex, your body had a mind of its own (so to speak) when it was deprived of that recreation; to say nothing of missing the hugging...

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn’t seem like such a great prospect.

You can’t imagine where we’ll go.” He said, sincerely.

What’s the matter with you?” I hissed at her as we followed Kieran and Solange inside.’She’s royalty!'”And a vampire, remember?”‘Oh yeah,’ Chloe paused. ‘Nope, princess trumps vampire.

People says it gets easier. People are stupid.”-Vlad

Oh, shut up Hagan. I’m not doing it for you; I’m doing it for me. I don’t want your blood getting all over my outfit.

If I am going to be a monster, the least I could do is be well fed!

Crazy is such a misunderstood term. I like to think that I march to the beat of my own drummer.

It all seemed so impossible, so difficult after searching for her, not knowing for so long. How many times had his daughter suffered some human sickness, death or heartache over the course of her many...

Suppose every photo of me ever taken was an infinitesimal piece? Every magazine ad, every negative, every frame of motion picture film – another tiny molecule of me, stolen away to feed an audience that...

Silly me, thinking you actually had potential. I thought, Finally, she’s realized she’s a vampire. Now we’re getting somewhere. But now you’re just a big fluffy bunny with sharp teeth.

She’s my kitten, and no one else’s.

Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise’s show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 – 2:30, poured herself a glass of milk, and had opened the back door of the...

Well, if pirates are bad,And vampires are worse,Then I pray that as long as I beThat though I sing of VampiratesI never one shall see.Yea, if pirates are dangerAnd vampires are death,I’ll extend my prayer...

I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.

He’s waiting for yu, young queen.’Shocked, I stared at Seoras. ‘Heath?’The Warrior’s look was wise and understanding – his voice gentle. ‘Aye, yur Heath probably does await you somewhere in the future, but it is...

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

That is what the taste of blood does. It takes away the gap between thought and action.To think is to do. There is no unlived life inside you as the air speeds past your body,...