Right. I can see it now. Merry Christmas, everybody! And by the way, did I tell you I’m a vampire? No need to pass the gravy, just bare your neck-

If you don’t have anything useful to offer, then get out of here and let us wait until hunger weakens Sonya.” And by get out of here, I meant: foolishly think you’re going to leave...

Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.

At least, my boobs weren’t showing this time.

Words actually failed me. I felt as dumb as my lounge-less friend in the corner. “You injected me with vampire blood?” My words were said slowly, ensuring that I didn’t get one wrong or accidentally...

Myrnin said softly. “And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?

I haven’t entirely adjusted to the whole yum, blood, yum aspect of being a vampire. My body wants it, but my head is still like, Ew, that is BLOOD, time to faint.

Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like “zer dark eyes of zer mind” back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,’ said Otto. ‘And if I vas...

Destroy me. Take pity and send me on my way.

By the way, I haven’t heard an ‘I’m sorry’ from you yet.” My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.I am sorry that the maenad picked on you.”I glared at him. “Not enough,”...

I would have done better to cherish my good memories. I know that you were trying to protect me, and I admire you for that. I wish now that I had let you.”- Aimee (Marked...

She took out a shiny folded pamphlet, the kind they kept stacked in clear plastic stands in hospital waiting rooms. “How to Come Out to Your Parents,” she read out loud. “LUKE. Don’t be ridiculous....

I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up through his bangs to gaze at something in the middle distance. Uber James...

Did you feel it? Did you feel the darkness in their souls and their countless evil deeds? Their fate was to die in my grasp, beneath the sting of my bite.

Nevertheless, the potential and actual importance of fantastic literature lies in such psychic links: what appears to be the result of an overweening imagination, boldly and arbitrarily defying the laws of time, space and ordered...

I bow to no one.

Raven: “You don’t have a hot date, do you?”Alexander: “Yes. I do, as a matter of fact.”Raven: “You do?”Alexander: “Yes, and it is almost ending.

As much as he cared for Kaitlin, he knew that the clan’s survival was much more important that his own heart. Without her, he would be heartbroken all over again. He would lose her just...

Vampires, contrary to popular belief, don’t incinerate when exposed to sunlight. If that were true, there would be a heck of a lot more stories about spontaneous combustion around the world. They are, however, very...

There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there’s the super vampires, which are a new breed we’ve created.

This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

The rarity of what you hold is more powerful than you can imagine. It is a gift for humanity and the most lethal curse to the vampires.

Lothaire:Hate scars. I’m physically flawless–why can’t everyone be? Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran.

Seriously, I ‘ve got to know if I need to protect you from people running with pencils.” ~ Laney

It was real sweet, except that he’d drugged me and ridden me to within an inch of my life, and I was still so high I was paralyzed and mute. But other than that, I...

Are you trying to flirt?

Bonnie, believe in me. I’ll save you.I remember how to fly.

I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.

Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone for extended periods of time.

Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.

He’ll have to do without me, Jamie thought, not looking back. And then clearly, as if he’d been told, he knew Grenville /could/ do without him. There was somewhere else he had to go now,...

Oliver laughed – actually laughed.”I like this new Claire,” he said. “You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She’s interesting when she’s forthright.”Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the...

I’m your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I’m a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.

Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

If you knew what I was, Ash, you would not like me either.

I stroked Eric’s hair, tucking some behind his ear. His eyes on mine were intent, and I knew he was waiting for me to speak. “I wish,” I said, “I could save orgasms in a...

I hear nothing. I hear nothing, but what does it mean that I hear nothing? I walk in the cemeteries of this city at night and I hear nothing. I walk among mortals and sometimes...

But I still did not realize how mad she was, and how accustomed to dreaming; and that she would not cry out for reality, rather would feed reality to her dreams, a demon elf feeding...

…and Lucy.” She looked like she might cry.’What about her?'”Lucy smells like food.” She nearly gagged saying it.’Sol, all that’s normal. Lucy smelled good before I turned, and now she smells even better. But I...

Forsaking the shield of insensibility she had tightly woven over herself during her years as a gelder, she unbarred her heart. She invited him in.

Is this bitch crazy? I don’t want to ‘accidentally’ drown

For a shadow, you hit like a sledgehammer!” The words barely escape before something else slams into the base of my skull embedding most of my upper body in the wall and all but removing...

Fear of change was a weakness

Her fingers dug into the doorframe she leaned on, hoping and praying that he would just step out of the shadows and kiss her the way he had done so often in her dreams.

I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

Seeing as this is probably my last hurrah, I don’t suppose I could get you two bleeding hearts to massacre a village with me? For old time’s sake. – Jackal

I mean, it’s not like he’s Damon Salvatore hot

It was getting difficult to see exactly what was going on in the pool and a fourth officer jumped in as one came up with the unconscious form of the first cop. While others pulled...

My god, they’re everywhere.