My ballsack drives me nuts. Jogging has got to be the floppiest sport. Definitely not for lovers. Gentlemen prefer gymnastics.

In America, applause is won only by physical exertion.

Don’t let them drag you down by rumors just go with what you believe in.

Football is all about sentiment; if it weren’t then we’d all support Manchester United.

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

There was no ‘I’ in team, but there was meat in team. And we were all dead meat.

When I was in high school I asked myself at one point: “Why do I care if my high school’s team wins the football game? I don’t know anybody on the team, they have nothing...

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

Tennis taught me to take chances, to take life as it comes. To hit every ball that comes to me no matter how hard it looks, to give it my best shot.

Running isn’t a sport for pretty boys…It’s about the sweat in your hair and the blisters on your feet. Its the frozen spit on your chin and the nausea in your gut. It’s about throbbing...

The more you practice the better you’ll be, the harder you train the great in you they’ll see.

I think it’s wrong. It’s discriminatory. They’re penalizing schools that are clean. They can say what they want, but it’s been a football issue all along, and now the lesser sports are getting hammered for...

I was awarded ‘Most Aggressive Rider of the Day’, generally given to the most spectacular loser of the day.

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

Look, girls. It is important to all of us that we win this game, right? Well, when it comes to athletics, boys are simply better suited than girls. It’s a fact of nature that no...

In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip.

I’ve never had an interest, but baseball looks abnormal.

There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

I haven’t celebrated coming in No. 2 too many times.

Boxing has become America’s tragic theater.

De La Salle hung on for the 28-21 victory. Afterward, Ladouceur stood before his exhausted team. It was by far the biggest victory in school history at the time, but the coach noticed that several...

There’s something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you’re playing team sports, people think you’re okay.

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union.

All sports for all people.

I’ve been let in on a dirty little secret: winning changes nothing. Now that I’ve won a slam, I know something that very few people on earth are permitted to know. A win doesn’t feel...

You either commit yourself as a professional racing driver that’s designed to win races or you come second or you come third or fifth and am not design to come third, fourth or fifth, I...

In the field of sports you are more or less accepted for what you do rather than what you are.

AFC Leopards were as thrilling a side as ever took the pitch and they dominated East African football in the eighties. That Kenyan players were an excitable bunch was attested to in one memorable Leopards...

I’m frozen in place as his eyes rake over me.

I didn’t cry when they buried my father – I wouldn’t let myself. I didn’t cry when they buried my sister. On Thursday night, with my family asleep upstairs, my eyes filled as Agassi and...

Revolution is a spectators sport. The majority will sit in the stands and watch the factions fight. At the end they will choose side with the team that is winning.

And yet, winning is like a welcome drink going down your throat, like a beautiful embrace. It is brilliant while it lasts but it isn’t forever. The high eventually melts away and the journey of...

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.

It’s you and me, and all you have to do is breathe. I’m going to take care of everything else.

I learned a long time ago that there is something worse than missing the goal, and that’s not pulling the trigger.

The spirit is the true self. The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure.

I may lose but i’ll never quit

Coffee, my delight of the morning; yoga, my delight of the noon. Then before nightfall, I run along the pleasant paths of the Jardin du Luxembourg. For when air cycles through the lungs, and the...

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

wouldn’t you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?’As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs...

You’ve got a lot of new platforms that are clamoring for high-end sports content.

When you come back from a set down and bring the match to a final set tiebreak and are a point away from winning the match, only to have what looks like an extremely fit...

Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what cant be done.

People usually live up to their expectations. The kid picked first for dodgeball feels a duty to be the best, and to perform the best, and to be better than anyone else. They feel a...

Obviously all of our sports want to get outside as soon as possible. We’re hoping for some good weather soon.

Guys care about sports teams. I’m not talking about simply rooting; I’m talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding...

Why isn’t it fun to watch a videotape of last night’s football game even when we don’t know who won? Because the fact that the game has already been played precludes the possibility that our...

I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.

These are hard times. Our deficit is $120,000. If we cut out sports, we’ll still have an $80,000 deficit. It’s a start but it’s not enough.