So I’m over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots… and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me… ‘Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it’s...

One headline read: ‘West Ham supporters set light to a yacht.’ Now, if that boat was a yacht, then it probably only needed two paddles to row it. But if the headlines were exaggerated, the...

The Tote End (a large and foreboding terrace at Eastville) itself was demolished in the nineties. Sadly a monstrous Ikea store now stands in it’s place. Where once tribes of youths performed their rites of...

The Tote End itself was demolished in the nineties. Sadly a monstrous IKEA store now stands in it’s place. Where once tribes of youths performed their rites of passage and bodily fluids flowed in the...