Go make love to a tube sock.

I just love you as you broke my heart as they did and i knew it from beginning of time that you are not here to stay and its my life. I know my darkness...

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to...

A rose is a mix of thorns with a flower, and is therefore half fuck you and half fuck me. If I gave you a dozen, would you fuck me 12 times?

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn’t rub out even half the “Fuck you” signs in the world. It’s impossible.

To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.

Criticize me if you can, but that won’t stop me from saying what i like, my mouth is mine, and not yours.