The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

Alan Moore’s writing is almost novelistic. It’s very intricate and wordy and smart.

Most folks don’t have but a few days to a week’s worth of food in their houses at any given time. When they run out, they’ll have to forage. Only the fools will forage in...

I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don’t come out in front, then simply changing directions will correct that.

In a certain sense, this guy – who is one of the most evil people in the book – he’s not really that bad at running the show, because he knows what he’s doing, he’s...

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

The Republican Party would be really smart to absorb as much of the Tea Party movement as possible.

Why are so many very smart people not also rich? I guess they are too busy calculating risks rather than getting into action.

When I’m out and about, I’ll text or email myself from my phone. A smart phone is a great tool for a writer.

Yes, he had made a good choice after all when he had chosen the God of the green pasture and the still waters! He was very powerful, and the fact that He expected you to...

Even the most analytical thinkers are predictably irrational; the really smart ones acknowledge and address their irrationalities.

I think Chris Brown gets kind of dismissed as a gay writer, and I think Chris’s books are really, really smart. I wish his books sold a little more widely.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early ’70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

I love my fans because they’re smart, dude.

Especially if you don’t have a job that’s providing fulfillment in your technical expertise, there is a lot of reward to working on a very smart and demanding community that will respect you and will...

If you think you’re smart,think twice to be smarter.

I’d had years of practise looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn’t know. It’s a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling me to read a book of Greek myths, but I don’t...

There were lots of smart black people at Harvard before Barack Obama, but none of them ever got to head up the law review. There has been a history of discrimination.

I had read once that dumb people didn’t know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and...

I love characters who are clever and smart, and you have to run to catch up with. I think there’s something very appealing and rather heroic in that.

We reach for the same brand not because we trust its quality but because we want to reassure ourselves that we made a smart choice the last time we bought it.

I like to play smart, three-dimensional women. I also like to play roles where the women are a little crazy. I just have a feel for crazy people.

You don’t need to look smart for the one who loves you a lot

Playing nuts is a game like any other, neither better than tops, nor worse than cards. The game is played in various ways. There are ‘holes’ and ‘bank’ and ‘caps.’ But every game finishes up...

Doing better is creativity, doing faster is creativity, doing smarter is creativity, doing right is creativity.

I’m a human being and I’ve got thoughts and secrets and bloody life inside me that he doesn’t know is there, and he’ll never know what’s there because he’s stupid. I suppose you’ll laugh at...

Kids are smart: don’t underestimate their bull detector. Contemporary kids have access to a lot of information, so don’t even try to fool them. I have never been more nervous about my research than when...

Plans never go as planned, ever; that’s just how life is. People spend way too much time dreaming about a future they should be having more nightmares warning them against. But that doesn’t mean you...

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There’s a commercial – the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this...

I’m looking for smart friends all the time.

They think that, if we were just smart enough, we’d be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell ’em, and I do tell ’em, Oh, we’re plenty smart, oh yeah –...

Smart people think. Brave people talk. Great people act.

If I go to an awards ceremony, I wear a suit, of course I do. I am proud to be there. If there are young kids looking at pictures of me, I want them to...

For a moment David was tempted to think that perhaps there were no good people at all outside concentration camps, but then he reminded himself of the sailor and Angelo and the English people who...

I think we all realized that we had really been replicating things that had already been happening. I don’t know if we were smart enough to realize that we were in a cul-de-sac, but we...

I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I’ll overhear people say things like, ‘At least he’s not a complete boob.

While we may continue to use the wordssmart and stupid, and while IQ tests may persist for certain purposes, the monopolyof those who believe in a single general intelligence has come to an end. Brain...

When did you get so clever?””When I realized I wasn’t as clever as I thought.

Humanity is smart. Sometime in the technology world we think we are smarter, but we are not smarter than you.

You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.

I remember the revelation it was to me when I realized I’d rather be smart in the way Elvis Presley was than in the way, say, Ludwig Wittgenstein was. The thing was, you could imagine...

I have leveled with the girls – from Anchorage to Amarillo.I tell them that all marriages are happyIt’s the living together afterward that’s tough.I tell them that a good marriage is not a gift,It’s an...

The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! I promise you! It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to...

Kama una akili kuwa kawaida. Kama una nguvu kuwa mkarimu. Kama una pesa kuwa mnyenyekevu. Ukitaka kuwa na akili kuwa kawaida. Ukitaka kuwa na nguvu kuwa mkarimu. Ukitaka kuwa na pesa kuwa mnyenyekevu.

Judge not a fellow man by the number of noses he has on his face, but by the number of faces he has on his nose.

Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.

Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.

When you live in America, it’s kind of insular – the news coverage that you get – unless you’re really smart about it and find more international news coverage. I’ve learned that from my husband....

Max never intended to be messy with his writing, which he could read just fine, years later if necessary, even if his teachers couldn’t. He merely found that his active mind tended to move too...

At the end of the day, New Yorkers need a mayor who understands the problems they face, brings a smart plan and good people to the table, and, more than anything, has the independence, courage...