I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success.

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.

Diet food is for lazy people.

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a...

Being instinctively lazy, I see no point in working longer hours just to get out of debt !

No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

Great goals are never scored by not kicking the ball

Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

Lazy people live lonely lives.

Anytime you feel like you don’t have any work to do, just look around. Look for what God had started doing and ask for his permission to assist him in doing it.

Don’t wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you’ll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, based not on class like now, but on genetics. Think how far behind unmotivated and lazy people lag now after only 65...

I like being brave well enough, but I will be a lazy coward again if you think that would be better.

People are not lazy, they simply have impotent goals..that is..goals that do not inspire them.

I meander and wander, like a lazy river. Gosh, why are some rivers so damn lazy? What, are they teenagers?

I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I’d never be an astronaut.

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.

Gods must be crazyFlowers must be daisyClouds must be hazyWinds must be lazyWhat else it could be…My heart must be in love lately…

I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.

Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

I like to bunch words together to form new words, like “off” and “ice” to form “office.” But I have no idea what an office is, because I avoid work like the plague. Is office...

A single day spent doing things which fail to nourish the soul is a day stolen, mutilated, and discarded in the gutter of destiny.

My parents were supportive. I didn’t have good grades, but they could tell I wasn’t lazy.

True blessing comes in the dress of sweats, never delaying to wave bye to the excuses and procrastination. True blessing lies in hard work!

It indicated to me,’ Jane replied with brutal candour, ‘that you’re some sort of good-looking, lazy layabout who drifts around the world sponging off people and he’d rather not let you get your hands on...

I’m a lazy sod.

It’s easy to make a mess when you’re not the one who has to clean it up.

I’m to lazy to edit before hitting send.

Lack of self-confidence is, more often than not, simple laziness. We feel confused and uncertain because we do not know. But instead of making the effort to investigate, we procrastinate and worry. We tell ourselves...

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones

Hollywood-Nobody’s impressed by anybody because they’re all too consumed with trying to cover up their own shortcomings. Hollywood is a microcosm of a world of lazy moral ideals and social indifference where every man is...

The least effort is the feat most likely to be accomplished.

I tend to be a lazy actress, unless I’m pushed.

It’s two things; you either choose to take risks through storms and win after the hail or you remain idle and die idle. Once laziness is deliberate; failure is not an accident!

I’m a very lazy, stay-at-home kind of girl.

A lazy person will never grow wealthy.

The media’s gotten lazy. They don’t check anything out. You report what he reports.

Really, these wizards! You’d think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?” she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.”I’m dying of boredom,” Howl said pathetically. “Or...

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won’t spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I’d never get off my ass to change the channel.

The distant sea, lapping the sandy shore with measured sound; the nearer cries of the donkey-boys; the unusual scenes moving before her like pictures, which she cared not in her laziness to have fully explained...

You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it’s an art form that benefits everyone.

Abolishers of the soul (materialists) are necessarily abolishers of hell, they, certainly, are interested. At all events, they are people who fear to live again–lazy people.

A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s a silly dream, because I don’t have the ambition to get...

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It’s a push.

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man’s sport. Or it’s a rich man’s sport, or it’s a sport that they can’t be involved in.