Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success.

It’s easy to make a mess when you’re not the one who has to clean it up.

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.

Your knowledge is not a substitute for your passion. No matter how knowledgeable you are, when laziness takes the lead in your daily decisions, your knowledge becomes valueless!

I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?

Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live...

A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate...

I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?

…the territory of unsubstantiated opinions embraced by lazy minds.

I gather the last remnants of the evening’s breeze, so cool and lazy within my arms, feeling it curl up like a small and innocent kitten.

I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will lead to firsts. I train for seconds, that’s all—not even a cumulative minute—and that’s why I only ever earn seconds. Still,...

I have to watch out for being lazy.

Never underestimate the capacity of people to choose the easy way.

If we all had an additional twelve hours a day, think of how far mankind could advance in just a year! That’s exactly what I’d be thinking about while I was sleeping twenty hours a...

It’s funny with jeans now, because if they don’t feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don’t have patience for them anymore! I think I’m becoming increasingly lazy.

The last shall not become the first if the last is lagging behind.

When you are fired because of laziness, dare to fire back with the spirit of enthusiasm. Rise up at the same time and at the same place that you have fallen. You can’t give up!

The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.

I cannot handle dull, lazy, morose people. I have been like that since childhood.

When I think of procrastination I think of masturbation. Both feel really, really good while you are doing it; but in the end, you are fucking yourself.

Opportunity never arrives, it only walks by. Chance never comes, it only knocks at the door. Never think the success will jump into your palms; you must work for it!

Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass.

I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry.

I’m lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that’s all I’m about!

Procrastination is not Laziness”, I tell him. “It is fear. Call it by its right name, and forgive yourself.

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead.

I always like to see people working. Makes me feel good because I’m not.

A lot of critics are lazy. They don’t want to look closely and analyze something for what it is. They take a quick first impression and then rush to compare it to something they’ve seen...

True laziness is the commitment to decrease work and increase efficiency; reduce burden and boost creativity; expand your knowledge and avoid complications; minimize effort and still get it done.

I am well known by my friends to be a workaholic – to their often justifiable annoyance. I am therefore keenly aware that such behavior is at best slightly pathological, and certainly in no sense...

When we’re unemployed, we’re called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it’s called a depression.

People are lazy that’s why today’s technology is crazy.

Loosers want it but only through the easy way. If action taking were like reading a story book, loosers would only love to open the picture pages

No. In the morning. Don’t let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

Untested assumptions and lazy habits of thought can be shown up, once put in a spotlight of a different hue.

Don’t be lazy. Hard work brings happiness. There is no other time to avoid being a lazy. Take that decision now. Kick laziness out.

Much of my work has come from being lazy.

Great things come out of being hungry and cold. Once you’re pampered, you get lazy.

Lazy people, the truly lazy people live on information, strategies, ideas, plans and many other criticals, simply to spend one hour of hard work and make the rest feel like a breeze.

If you really want succeed in what you do, obey this rule;… Wake up very early, go to bed lately… Occupy your time usefully!

I’m a jeans and t-shirts kind of guy, but there have definitely been moments where I’m like, ‘You know what? I need to upgrade a little bit.’ I’ve tried to snazz things up as much...

We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and canvas...

They call it “business” because it does not become successful by a person’s “idleness”. Go get busy if you want to do business; but be busy for the right reasons!

It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not.

The paintings may communicate even better because people are lazy and they can look at a painting with less effort than they can read a poem.

It’s great to feel happy. Go, do what makes you feel happy. Do it shabbily and get shallow happiness; Do it hard and feel the hardest happiness!

I eat a lot of raw food. Not for health reasons, but because I’m too lazy to cook.

You know, to an extent, Method acting feels occasionally lazy.

Potential is an excuse to procrastinate;Ambition is a means to thrive.