I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success.

It’s easy to make a mess when you’re not the one who has to clean it up.

I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

Potential is an excuse to procrastinate;Ambition is a means to thrive.

Hoping to get a head start on the next day, I eat breakfast the night before. That way I can sleep in until two in the afternoon.

God, don’t they teach you how to spell these days?””No,” I answer. “They teach us to use spell-check.

I saw myself as reviving a certain mode of life, a mode that had been almost lost: the contemplative life of the country gentleman, in harmony with his status and history. In Renaissance times they...

but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.

There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me” – Maester Cressen

I would rather do movies because I’m very lazy and the hours are much easier.

The truth is we’re all dying, the lie is we’re all living.

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they...

I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If...

You can not be lazy and expect everyone to like you. That will be injustice.

Then there were long, lazy summer afternoons when there was nothing to do but read. And dream. And watch the town go by to supper. I think that is why our great men and women...

Success is reserved for you if you persevere; it’s not deserved by you if you are indolent!

When you’re working, some people relax and wait for the invisible right time, but when they see your fortune, they wake up and strategize an envious attack.

Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.

Diet food is for lazy people.

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a...

Being instinctively lazy, I see no point in working longer hours just to get out of debt !

No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!

Great goals are never scored by not kicking the ball

Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

Lazy people live lonely lives.

Anytime you feel like you don’t have any work to do, just look around. Look for what God had started doing and ask for his permission to assist him in doing it.

Don’t wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you’ll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.

If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, based not on class like now, but on genetics. Think how far behind unmotivated and lazy people lag now after only 65...

I like being brave well enough, but I will be a lazy coward again if you think that would be better.

People are not lazy, they simply have impotent goals..that is..goals that do not inspire them.

I meander and wander, like a lazy river. Gosh, why are some rivers so damn lazy? What, are they teenagers?

I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I’d never be an astronaut.

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.

Gods must be crazyFlowers must be daisyClouds must be hazyWinds must be lazyWhat else it could be…My heart must be in love lately…

I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.

Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.

I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

I like to bunch words together to form new words, like “off” and “ice” to form “office.” But I have no idea what an office is, because I avoid work like the plague. Is office...

A single day spent doing things which fail to nourish the soul is a day stolen, mutilated, and discarded in the gutter of destiny.

My parents were supportive. I didn’t have good grades, but they could tell I wasn’t lazy.

True blessing comes in the dress of sweats, never delaying to wave bye to the excuses and procrastination. True blessing lies in hard work!

It indicated to me,’ Jane replied with brutal candour, ‘that you’re some sort of good-looking, lazy layabout who drifts around the world sponging off people and he’d rather not let you get your hands on...

I’m a lazy sod.

I’m to lazy to edit before hitting send.

Lack of self-confidence is, more often than not, simple laziness. We feel confused and uncertain because we do not know. But instead of making the effort to investigate, we procrastinate and worry. We tell ourselves...

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones