Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner.

When You Weren’t Looking…why….Can’t you…care…more…about…me.

What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?

She says, “Do you have any rubbers?” I say, I thought she was barren. “Sure, I’m sterile,” she says, “but I’ve had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease.”...

orgasm does release a lot of oxytocin, so I’m probably more fond of you than before.

Lust is the craving for salt of a man who is dying of thirst.

I was worried about sex,” he went on. “But you know what, Sulie? It’s like being told I can’t have any caviar for the next couple years. I don’t even like caviar. And when you...

Where’s Kahn?””In bed. You don’t mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?” I chuckled, “You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

I USED TOmake love.Now IMake coffee.

I know I want you,” he heard himself say, all his vows and his honor all forgotten. She stood before him naked as her name day, and he was as hard as the rock around...

We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.

I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.

I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive.

I’ll bring “The Hammer,” let’s have a Thorsome.

I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never made love again, and I don’t regret it for a second.

We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.

The question before this House is rather simple, … It’s not about sex … The matter before the House is lying under oath. This is called perjury.

I make love like I make sausages. And I don’t make sausages. At least not myself. I pay someone to make it for me. And sometimes I even pay for the sex that I’m paying...

I’m not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.

Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.

Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.

The time has come to repeal ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ It is the right thing to do. Every American should have the opportunity to serve their country, regardless of race, sex, creed, or sexual orientation.

She remained in this attitude, clearly inviting him to touch her. Taking a position of advantage, he rested his right hand on her buttock. He considered a moment then raised his arm and brought his...

I remember that one day, when we were in a car tooling along at top speed,we crashed into a cyclist, an apparently very young and very pretty girl. Her head was almost totally ripped off...

He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers’ night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had been stupid enough to desert her for the ribald company...

If one starts with the anatomical difference, which even a patriarchal Viennese novelist was able to see was destiny, then one begins to understand why men and women don’t get on very well within marriage,...

It grieved him plaguily, he said, to see the nuptial couch defrauded of its dearest pledges: and to reflect upon so many agreeable females with rich jointures, a prey for the vilest bonzes, who hide...

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don’t believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder. I never thought my dances sexy. I suppose that’s because I see myself with my face washed, and to me I look like a...

Our sisters and brothers were picked up in public by local commanders for the purpose of sex and luxury and we could do nothing.

I’m sorry. It’s just that you’re the last person in the world I’d ever imagine marrying again after ol’ Mr. Flaccid Flagpole.

It’s worth the wait.

This religion gives you goals which are outside of reality. It enriches your fantasy life with ugliness. It fills you with ideas of guilt over the most common human experiences — usually related to sex....

A teen boy’s wet dream, right here, right in front of him. Elliott closed his eyes, trying to reason with his raging erection, which argued, Come on, come on, it’s been fifty years.

I admire nudity and I like sex, and so did a lot of people in the Thirties. But, to me, overexposure blunts the fun…Sex as something beautiful may soon disappear. Once it was a knife...

I’ve never had sex. Never wanted to. Not with a man or a woman or an animal, though my family jokes about it. And I never will. The thought of it disgusts me.

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

So you’re the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

Come live with us, Diana. Don’t argue. Just say yes.”Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, “Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?

I milked my typical persona as a gritty, intellectual sex-positive feminist that men loved to conquer, toss aside, and shove into their conquest collection in the dusty backs of their closets.

They’re events you remember all your life, like your first real orgasm. And the whole purpose of the absurd, mechanically persistent involvement with recorded music is the pursuit of that priceless moment. So it’s not...

When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.

My music teacher offered twittering madrigals and something about how, in Italy, in Italy, the oranges hang on the tree. He treated me – the humiliation of it – as a soprano.These, by contrast, are...

By erasing any nuance and complexity about porn and sexuality, the virginity movement gives young women only two choices of who they can be sexually: sluts or not sluts. While the first choice doesn’t seem...

Although sex was something they both regarded as perilous, marriage had, by contrast, seemed safe– a safe house in a world of danger; the ultimate haven of two solitary, fearful souls. When you were single,...

I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is...

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.

Even sex was no longer what it had once been, though he was still as addicted to it as ever. He felt jerked around by his own dick, as if the rest of him was...

What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you…every man wants to be a tyrant...