What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the pig mask, but that the ordinary world had split open...
Sexually active? Sexually active? Patrick and I hadn’t even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. ‘For your information,’ I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attention,...
The chickens bounced onto the pink and purple bush and landed on Annika’s head.” It’s funny because nobody has ever said that before. I should get an award or something because I just made history!
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