As an artist, I’m aspiring for a Triple George—being compared to George Orwell, George Carlin, and Curious George.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

He – and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we’re stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words....

Why should I have to hide the fact that I don’t believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s no harm in saying you’re an atheist. It doesn’t mean you treat people...

You wouldn’t know it, from some of the things I’ve said over the years, but I like people… I do… I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don’t like people for...

[On school uniforms] Don’t these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It’s not a new idea, either. I first saw it in...