Why spend ten dollars to buy one item that does two things, when for five dollars a piece I can sell you two items that each does one thing?

I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales.

I can’t sell you while you’re trying to sell me. So how about we just talk and call it networking?

Give me a person who sincerely wants to commit themselves to being a salesperson, and put them on my team and I will give you a hero. That has always been my mindset as a...

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

I had a dream about you. I was a shoe salesman and you had no feet. I needed to make a sale or I’d be fired, and you needed reliable transportation. I suggested you buy...

I’m such a good salesman that I sold my sales job. I sold it for ten I love yous and a bag of fellatio.

Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen.

I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you.

I’ve got a lot of love to give. Did I say give? I meant to say sell.

However, more important to all of that: the players played the game as a true team. There are many teams in baseball, but not all play as a team. Many merely play as a group...

You cannot win everyday, but make sure u win, at-least once in a while.

I had a dream about you. You were Mickey Mantle, and I was a fireplace without a mantle. I didn’t like baseball, so I kept telling you that you could do something productive with your...

A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon...

My love is divided into three parts. I’ll give you part one and two for free, but for the fourth installation, you’ll have to pay for it.

I’ll sell you one shoe for half off, since it’s half the set. But if you want the second shoe, it’ll cost you twice as much.

I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me when I do. I make it by hand and then I sell it on Etsy. Buy local.

I don’t think he’s good with people because he’s a salesman—I think he’s a salesman because he’s good with people.

Salespeople move an economy of a nation. Someone could have invented the most amazing invention that is going to be a revolution for a planet, but that product goes nowhere unless someone sells it to...

Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always.

A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement.

Success is taken by the man, who has made himself ready for its arrival.

I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opportunities that’ll open up for me, and two, I want to be the best door-to-door salesman who sells doors, so...

I am a man of action, like a statue of a guy running. In business, when a salesman and a customer race each other, both win.

77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price.

What you see is what you get.” Of course, I say it silently, so people probably don’t hear me.

I would like to express how I regard salespeople in general. I consider they embody a unified and diverse aggregate of the most able individuals in society and its workplace. In any economy, they are...

A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone Anywhere Anytime in a sensible conversation.

I just cut my beard. I used a tractor, because farmers make the best lovers. But why sell produce when you could sell reproduce?