You cannot win everyday, but make sure u win, at-least once in a while.

I had a dream about you. You were Mickey Mantle, and I was a fireplace without a mantle. I didn’t like baseball, so I kept telling you that you could do something productive with your...

A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon...

My love is divided into three parts. I’ll give you part one and two for free, but for the fourth installation, you’ll have to pay for it.

I’ll sell you one shoe for half off, since it’s half the set. But if you want the second shoe, it’ll cost you twice as much.

I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me when I do. I make it by hand and then I sell it on Etsy. Buy local.

I don’t think he’s good with people because he’s a salesman—I think he’s a salesman because he’s good with people.

Salespeople move an economy of a nation. Someone could have invented the most amazing invention that is going to be a revolution for a planet, but that product goes nowhere unless someone sells it to...

Sales is my Religion and Customer is my God and I Worship Him, The only thing is that my God is not very happy n generous always.

A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement.

Success is taken by the man, who has made himself ready for its arrival.

I carry a door with me wherever I go, because one, it’s symbolic for the opportunities that’ll open up for me, and two, I want to be the best door-to-door salesman who sells doors, so...

I am a man of action, like a statue of a guy running. In business, when a salesman and a customer race each other, both win.

77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price.

What you see is what you get.” Of course, I say it silently, so people probably don’t hear me.

I would like to express how I regard salespeople in general. I consider they embody a unified and diverse aggregate of the most able individuals in society and its workplace. In any economy, they are...

A real salesman knows how to engage Anyone Anywhere Anytime in a sensible conversation.

I just cut my beard. I used a tractor, because farmers make the best lovers. But why sell produce when you could sell reproduce?

Success does not judge one man for being worthy above another. Success doesn’t choose you because of your family name or existing wealth.

I was raised in a fishing village in the middle of the desert. I sold hellos and goodbyes just to get by.

I had a dream about you. You sold Tuesdays to factory workers on Monday mornings. You had a good thing going, until I showed up with a vender cart stocked full of Wednesdays.

A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

I sell yawns. So when you see me yawning, and you then yawn, just know that’s me giving you a free sample of my product.

You’re good salesman, if you make people buyproduct they don’t need.

TeleCaller’s (cold calling) job is similar to sniper’s, wait patiently for the Right Party Connect/Target and make no mistake.

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.

If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.

He not only stood three inches taller than me, but I sold him two of those three inches. (The third inch I tossed in for free.)