Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night...

It was some time since I had gone to sleep in the same room with a girl. Of course, the room was large and reasonably well-lighted, and the girl had other things than me on...

The distance between you and me disappears with us.

.. solo essere liberi di andarsene ogni giorno può dimostrarci la sincerità di un rapporto.

I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered.

We were there, together, and in the next room I could hear that monitor beeping. Keeping track of another heart’s beat and giving enduring, solid proof of our own.

Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you’re my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can’t wait to love you more tomorrow.

There are many forms of love as there is moments in time, and you are capable of feeling them all at different stages of your life.

I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for having me over.

Men, you’ll never be a good groom to your wife unless you’re first a good bride to Jesus.

Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a...

Small animals are a great problem. I wish God had never created small animals, or else that He had made them so they could talk, or else that He’d given them better faces. Space. Take...

There’s someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99.

I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.

The girl I used to love is no longer a girl, and this saddens me more than our separation. It puts my own mortality vividly on display, in contrast to my eternally youthful memories.

Trust means there is no question.If there is no question then no need for any answer,which means complete balance.Always keep in your mind trust is the base for any kind of relationship.

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

Rachel shook her head, as if casting out the memories from her mind. Something he’d been unable to do in one hundred and ninety-eight years. Memories, painful and stark, failed to retreat, instead they clung...

Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

We have to recognise that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.

The French Revolution was the best thing to ever happen inside a croissant the shape of the Fertile Crescent, with a flaky crust like a politician with dandruff.” Of course, when Orafoura told me this...

sales” and it scares them. But sales is nothing more than developing a relationship. A good salesman knows the relationship must be balanced and symbiotic—both parties must feel that what they received is equal to...

I had a dream about you. We were comparing scars. All of yours were on your body, while all of my scars were on the bodies of people I’ve known throughout my life. It’s true,...

If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.

what you don’t know will cost you.

The words I love you, as a unit, are like a knife that only stings once you remove the blade from the relationship.

I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try to imagine the wall that surrounds your heart, so I can best devise a plan to breach...

I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able to ride it, but it would also be unsuitable for a...

The smell of silence looks like the ghost of my grandpa. My love is deeper than six feet of dirt, and considerably easier to shovel.

It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having...

Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity…When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more and to make eye contact more frequently.

Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers.

Men demand much more than you think,” she would tell her enigmatically. “There’s a lot of cooking, a lot of sweeping, a lot of suffering over little things beyond what you think.

I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can.

Have I lost you love?

Of course she wants him to forget her. The last place she wants to reside is in his thoughts. What an unpleasant place to be.

one of the most painful things in life is to be considered as meaningless in an environment where you think you are truly meaningful

All I have to do is to look at you to know that with you, I am going to soak my soul

Loving you was like jumping into the dark side of a pool, and drowning.

If there is a particular person in your life that is repeatedly choosing not to honor you and is causing you more sadness or pain than they are joy – it might be time to...

Strong relationships come from well-bonded friendships.

Balance is of the essence,’ she said. ‘That appies to all good, harmonious relationships. Balance in guilt, balance in shame and pangs of conscience.

That dip in the road- that sends your belly to your throat… that’s how it feels when you kiss me.

It’s funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of flower. Whole bouquets of hurt.

I like her just fine, but you should watch yourself around her. Tennyson is given to obsession, and her obsessions tend to run toward trouble. It’s kind of a Wyoming thing to push the whole...

Thought I couldn’t live without youIt’s gonna hurt when it heals tooEven though I really love youI’m gonna smile cause I deserve toQuickly I’m learning to love againAll I know is I’mma be ok

deserving” jerk who has it coming after all we do for him/her! As the final insult rings across the room and we regain consciousness, we are horrified by what has come out of our mouth....

I tell myself relationships are hard work. No one is perfect. There’s no such thing as happily ever after.

While each of us must walk this path alone, we need not do so without the empathy, the encouragement and the love of others who are travelling, or have travelled, this terrain—or those who having...

Someone real,” I hear myself saying. “Someone who never has to pretend, and who I never have to pretend around. Someone who’s smart, but knows how to laugh at himself. Someone who would listen to...