We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he doesn’t talk much.

I had a cousin once who lived in your dictionary, inside the binding, and there was a tiny hole which he used for a door, and it led out between trichotomy and trick. Now what...

I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out.

You scream like a leettle girl.

She thought about her cousins in Oklahoma, which was odd, since she’d never spent much time with them. She didn’t even know them very well. Now she was sorry about that.

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.