Anyone who has learned the Quran and holds it lovingly in his heart will ‘value his nights when people are asleep, his days when people are given to excess, his grief when people are joyful,...

I’m very well known for hiding my phone in really weird places. I can hide it in a refrigerator during a scene or under that bed. It’s pretty bad, but at the end of the...

I wish I could always look like I’ve just finished a really good laugh.

I’m seriously laughing

Life is too short to be unhappy… So laugh insanely, kiss softly, and make love passionately.

I’m very Southern in the way I walk in the world. I love to laugh. I love to eat. I love to hug people. But if somebody makes me mad, my neck may roll. I...

You see, with me, when I’m nervous, I smile and laugh.

Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.

Diana was one of the quickest wits I knew; nobody made me laugh like her.

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

And Peter laughed, and when he did, all the Devils grinned, because Peter’s laugh was a most contagious thing.

It’s important to learn to laugh at ourselves, don’t take life too seriously.

Your smile can heal thousands; but your anger can kill millions. Your “hand-shake” can encourage tens of people while your “finger-pointing” can turn ten thousands away from you!

I laughed, “I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He’s straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

I went through a lot in middle school, and you always try so many different looks and try to be so many different people. I finally realized I’m awkward, I’m lanky, and I’m going to...

I love the show ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia;’ that’s probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard.

Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.

I laugh because your pain is amusing.

A day without laugh is a day without life.

It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.

What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make...

I’ve certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you’re not supposed to make people laugh.

You’re gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I’m starting to enjoy Eminem.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

When success is uniform, the celebration becomes universal. Of which use is it to you to rejoice at the time your friend cries?

I am love, I love air, water, sun, green, hands, butterflies, birds, fish, cats, trees, you – walking, swimming, dancing, exploring new places, exploring tiny things, exploring thoughts, dreams, bigger than me dreams, like cloud...

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I.The memory of it makes me laugh now, but...

Take time to laugh, to talk, to hug, and to cry. These are the human relief valves.

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn’t die.

Christians must show that misery fits the good for heaven, while happiness prepares the bad for hell; that the wicked get all their good things in this life, and the good all their evil; that...

Moshe was an Israeli with an ear-slitting laugh. He used it in the same way as a madman uses a gun, spraying it around with bewildering randomness.

I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

You will meet a lot of people in your life; some laugh with you, others will laugh at you; some will love to clean your mess, others will love to mess you up! Love all,...

what would you call this haircut?”arthur.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

And her laugh was enough to make you want to kick over what you were doing and follow her down the street.

You need me to inspire you and remind you how wonderful you are. You need me to kiss you.” He lowered his head and pressed his lips on her neck. “You need me to love...

Life’s too short not to laugh about yourself and the cards you’re dealt.

It may hurt today, but it will get better. Time passes, and people forget. It won’t be long before you’ll be able to look back on everything that happened today and laugh.

Harness the power of today. Seize the blessings of today! Make something happen, enhance your life, make someone laugh, help a friend, love, love, love!

Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we would be burying homeless people every day.

People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel better.

But fate, as Merlin always taught us, is inexorable. Life is a jest of the Gods, Merlin liked to claim, and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh, he once told me, or...

I’ll be in Los Angeles for two weeks and I’ll have a laugh, get battered and have a buzz, but at the end of the day, I’ll go home. It’s just me earning a few...

Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn’t laugh out loud.

WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?””PROBABLY NOT.””OH COME ON,” Dora said. “I’M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS– AND GIRLFRIENDS…”I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated.”HOW SO?”...

Actually, Elizabeth realized, when he laughed like that, he did look quite handsome. His dark brown hair and his eyes, so light a brown as to seem almost gold in color, were not quite as...

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.