Mi tiene il polso alzato, controllando che non perda ancora. Lui è caldo, stranamente caldo in confronto a tutto il resto. La notte è fredda, come il cemento su cui sono sdraiato, come il mio...

Finalement, le plus grand bénéfice du métier d’humoriste, et plus généralement de l’attitude humoristique, dans la vie, c’est de pouvoir se comporter comme un salaud en toute impunité, et même de pouvoir grassement rentabiliser son...

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore.

I certainly don’t delude myself that there aren’t certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I can’t imagine anything that would bring me more joy.

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.

He sniggered.He didn’t like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half...

I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard I peed all over his feet at the urinal.

I don’t believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain’s saving grace.

I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, everything that is mean, disgusting, and absurd, pleases them but so much the better!

Did we really come all that way?” She asked. “Time flies when you’re scared out of your mind.” He answered.

I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes; because I feel I might die otherwise.

People do not come to a Penn & Teller show to see a magic show. They just don’t. They come to see weird stuff that they can see no place else, that will make them...

People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who...

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I’m doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it’s so surreal to feel...

There’s nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn’t even have to matter what they’re laughing about.

I laugh a lot and count my blessings.

Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you are. -What makes you think I don’t own a mirror? Every face that ever looks at me tells me that...

Over the years, I learned to smile or laugh when I was supposed to. I kept my true self hidden; I did not need to unleash my pain on the world around me. Instead, I...

I’m not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh.

I was pretty awkward when I was young, but I was never afraid of putting myself out there. I would say stupid things but then they would laugh at me and possibly find it endearing.

Whoa, don’t assume, dude,” Marco said. “My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me–

To live is to laugh, as to laugh is to live.

Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think is a little better – but not put you down or...

In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.

When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they were acting like that person. They weren’t like – it wasn’t even like...

Isn’t God the one who urges us to “Make a joyful noise unto the Lord”? Why do we always think that means singing? Seems to me the most obvious joyful sound on earth is laughter…...

Take your million smiles through billion miles; life will never get boring for you even for a while.

LAST YEAR, Honesty and I still talked, Laughed, Planned weekend activities together. Last year, I used to have friends, Speak, Live. Last year, Honesty lived, Loved, Laughed. But now— Now I live with the knowledge...

The simple trill of her laugh has not declined over the years; if anything it’s been buffeted by her endless sorrows and disappointments.

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote “Please stop can’t breathe” in the dirt with her...

I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It’s a weakness of mine.

People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don’t.

I don’t care who you love, what you believe, how you look, where you’re from or what you do. If you are a good hearted person, you’re good in my books!

My main goal is to really make people think, and laugh while they do so.

He laughed and it sounded startled and a bit rusty, as if he didn’t do that very often.

I made people laugh as a kid, but that’s not how you make a living.

The moment you feel joy, the moment you laugh and change your perception, you change your immunity, your body chemistry, and your whole well-being.

Don’t be discouraged by people who tease you out of your dreams. What you have in your heart is bigger than what they have on their lips!

I love like a laugh in a can, so I hope you like Spam. I also hope you like spam, because I forwarded all my unsolicited penis enlargement emails to you, as obviously I don’t...

I’ve never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

If voting changed anything… I’d still laugh!

Happiness is so simple in life:If I laugh then you are laughing too.

I love everything. The way she strokes her earlobe when she’s thinking. The way she chews her pen when she’s writing. The way she laughs. The way she smiles. The way she’s kind. The way...

—,Cómo se llama?—,Yo?, Manuel González, ,por qué? —preguntó receloso.—No, usted no, el anciano que debo buscar.

A smile is only complete when the face and the whole body is in one accord

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that’s because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He’s hilarious.