I like the idea of being caught between things, always being a bit of an outsider, having an outside eye on things – almost like a Shakespearean fool.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

I am evenThe natural fool of fortune.

Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire.A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Whenever the birds sing, I will remember you Claire. As long as the sun shines, I will love you. And when the sun darkens everything and the dead sky falls, I will hope to see...

If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I’d be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn’t want...

You have been given a second chance to start your life over. You can’t throw this opportunity away. If you do you will be a colossal fool. If you get the chance to do something...

Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken...

Why is it that at the very moment I need to appear graceful I stumble and fall like a klutz, as though this scene had never played through my mind differently a million times?

Only a fool demands proof of what he already knows.

All people may not always know those who are not actually good, but they sooner or later get to know all those who are always relatively good.

To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.

True rebels hate their own rebellion. They know by experience that it is not a cool and glamorous lifestyle; it takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do...

There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars.

You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won’t spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

I learned over the years never to correct a fool or he will hate you; correct a wise man, and he will appreciate you.

Cucullus non facit monachum; that’s as much to say, as I wear not motley in my brain.

U will become a fool if you are being professional with unprofessional person!!

You think that’s the solution to everything, don’t you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love… but I tell you this, something is coming, and we’d be fools to ignore it.””When have I ever claimed...

I’ll not have an exchange with an impudent fool.” [Oswald]He’s not impudent,” said Jones [the puppet]. “With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady.”I nodded in...

There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I’ll take the one you didn’t choose. You see, you are the fool...

There’s a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny’s lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is...

What would have been the fate of sages if there were no fools?

A fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy...

As I drifted along with my bodiless invisibility, I felt myself more and more becoming an empty, floating shape, seeing without being seen and walking without the interference of those grosser creatures who shared my...

He is a fool, he who sabotages is way to success

To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.

God save me from fools with a little philosophy – no one is more difficult to reach.

Choose a good attitude and that is the key to making great impacts! Never be fooled to follow the wrong direction; you dreams will be alive and grow into success!

The man who has everything figured out is probably a fool.

I would be a liar, a hypocrite, or a fool – and I’m not any of those – to say that I don’t write for the reader. I do. But for the reader who hears,...

With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity.

A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell.

Foolishness is doing ignorantly something forbidden repeatedly by sages since ages, and Madness is doing the very same prohibited thing repeatedly but intentionally.

Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool.

Who’d pay more to get less? Only a fool—or a government agency.

I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a bomb. It turned out to be a Frisbee, and that’s why I say he was a fool. What...

I have a past of making a fool of myself.

Sometimes you must agree with someones opinion for the sake of being polite and modest, but within you, you know that you are not foolish and crazy.

No woman kills herself for love, and rarely for shame. It is the cruelty of hope that does a woman in; for no matter how many men a woman has given herself to, she never...

The first thing every mage should learn is that magic makes fools of us. Now you may call yourself a mage. You have learned the most important lesson.

The mind can fool the heart, as the heart can fool the mind.

Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.

Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope – Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of Prague. The price war was on […] The Retail Pope would offer cheesy...

Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car.

If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirection.

A dog to vomit does turn,A fool to folly but return,The wise err and learn,Gaining from each burn.