The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. ‘Fool me once,’ he whispered, ‘shame on you.’ He pressed the bridge of his nose against mine, his breath burning the back of my throat....

I am glad to see that you have enough imagination not to be altogether a fool… Yes, it is want of imagination that makes people fools; they won’t believe what they can’t understand.

For an optimist life is beautiful, for a pessimist life is beautiful for the fool.

I know you’re a fool, Jim Hardy, but for heaven’s sake pretend you’re not for five minutes.

My man has to be more intelligent than I am, which is difficult to find. He should definitely be more successful than me, which is not so difficult to find. I’d be a fool to...

You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You’re more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open.

To obfuscate the reconstruction of the effect – when a magician is fooled by another magician doing magic. In my career that’s not been the major passion, but it’s been the passion of a number...

I just wanted to be your fool. But you were too fool to understand.

Fortunately I didn’t get educated because if I’d got educated I’d be an educated fool now.

Money is the root of all evil.’ Then we hear, ‘A fool and his money are soon parted.’ What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn’t it be, ‘A wise man and...

Honor is a fool’s prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.

…the only real fool is the last fool

I’m always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can’t see anything…the spell of ignorance

It is indisputable that the being whose capacities of enjoyment are low, has the greatest chance of having them fully satisfied; and a highly endowed being will always feel that any happiness which he can...

Nay, ’twill be this hour ere I have done weeping. All the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with Sir Proteus...

If it is ones lot to be cast among fools, one must learn foolishness.-The Count of Monte Cristo

Wisdom is unwanted in the colony of fools

A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain’s heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.

It is not hard to fool people when they do not want to know the truth.

It is the part of a fool to say, I should not have thought.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, He who never asks is a fool forever.

Ukitaka kufanikiwa katika maisha yako kuwa tayari kuitwa mjinga au mpumbavu.

Be bold and never feel shy to consult people. You may appear like a stupid person for few minutes if you ask questions; but you are likely to be a fool forever if you don’t...

There are two kinds of fools. One says, “This is old, and therefore good.” And one says, ” This is new, and therefore better.

Only a genius can play a fool.

Only a fool believes that his actions don’t shape the world.

(Arbell)The ungrateful gorgeous bitch.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

You must make your choice: either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him...

When enemies, the intellect and the heart only see one another as the hater and the fool.

You can be a writer who doesn’t read everyday. But you’re not fooling anyone. It shows, rather embarrassingly, in your work.

Please, help me. Young werewolves in love. I turned to walk into the house, moving carefully.I had never much believed in God. Well, that’s not quite true. I believed that there was a God, or...

When you are gunning to be like other people, you are foolishly repeating their mistakes, and the worst of it all is that you can’t even correct yours.

Courage is not the absence of fear; only a fool has no fear. Courage is seeing the fear and continuing to proceed.

This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;And to do that well craves a kind of wit:He must observe their mood on whom he jests,The quality of persons, and the time,And, like the haggard,...

I go out there and make a fool of myself. It’s inevitable.

I don’t look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That’s what the desert animals do – they don’t have a tan either.

Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king’s middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you’d like to spend your watch looking for the box where your...

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for...

Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

I like the idea of being caught between things, always being a bit of an outsider, having an outside eye on things – almost like a Shakespearean fool.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

I am evenThe natural fool of fortune.

Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire.A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.