You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering – these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we...
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain’t no time to be sane.