An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
What passes for woman’s intuition is often nothing more than man’s transparency.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one’s own value.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
A man’s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.