Even a fool knows you can’t touch the stars, but it won’t keep the wise from trying.

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

But I’m very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

There’s this perception sometimes around here that I’m this Hollywood guy.

I’m not Hollywood. I’m a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

Is now the time to legalize prostitution?

The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.

I’ll give it a shot. But I don’t know that a year from now I’m going to be here. Nobody does.

We treated all of the dead with dignity.