i was told i was conceited today…. but being conceited would imply that i see my self as being absolutely perfect…. but come on lets be real …….. EVERYONE KNOWS IM PERFECT.

You stupid, conceited fool! You know nothing! You’re like a child, blind to everything but its own empty stomach! Well, grow up, Carl, and join the real world. Until you do, for God’s sake leave...

If pride really went before a fall, then, Lucifer is the inventor of pride.

You honor our humble abode,’ said Bean.’I do, don’t I,’ said Peter with a smile.

You’ll notice you don’t have both feet on the ground when you don’t have any friends around

In contrast to your usual minions, I imagine, I’m a bit more awed by your conceit and arrogance than I am by your supposed magnificence.

Conceited people never hear anything but praise.

An ordinary man gets arrogant with beauty, conceited with knowledge and ruthless with power.