Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it is necessary for thee to leave all.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one

When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

To a smart girl men are no problem — they’re the answer.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

The women’s movement hasn’t changed my sex life. It wouldn’t dare.

Macho doesn’t prove mucho.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.